your irreverent update on what happened last week on Canada's Coronation Street...
The only way Kit's dinner party could have been worse is if Jamie Oliver had barged in and insisted on making a fantastic green salad with cyclospora lettuce.
As it was, Maria did enough damage on her own as she accused Sarah and Gary of having it off and then attacked Gary for lying about it. The fact that Summer was half corked didn't help. Plus, Sarah was on edge and picking up broken glass with her bare hands (ever hear of a pan and broom?)
Of course, this entire gourmet dining charade was Kit's half-baked plan to expose Gary as Theo's killer.
Wrongo.
We now know (via flashbacks) that Sarah was the killer. She was the last person in Theo's flat and wound up face-to-face with the abusive bully on the scaffolding outside the flat. As Theo made cruel comments about Sarah's stillborn son (Billy), Sarah defended herself by pushing Theo and then whacking him with a conveniently placed iron bar. Theo fell to the ground.
After realizing that Theo was dead, Sarah phoned Gary who came over and helped Sarah cover up the deadly deed. After that, the two struggled to stay quiet as Swain and Kit fumbled to identify the killer. Now the truth must surely come out, especially after Sarah confesses to Todd.
It's only a matter of time before Kit finds out and that's going to put a crimp in his plans to propose to Sarah (unless he's keen on a prison wedding).
Elsewhere, Ronnie still has a big headache thanks to Carl who fumbled a simple gun delivery for Fiona. Now Fiona is adamant that she wants her weapon and Ronnie is (if you'll excuse the expression) under the gun.
Of course, we know that it was Crazy Jodie who got hold of the gun.
Speaking of Jodie. the nutjob decides to make David jealous by going on a date with Ryan. The date is almost (but not quite) as excruciating as Kit's dinner party (Dunch, anyone?). To his credit, Ryan quickly susses the negative chemistry with Jodie and cuts her loose. Ryan deserves better, much better.
Over at the hospital, Sam is recovering but he is not happy with the effects of the medication which he blames for his diminishing chess-playing ability and other changes to his brain. Nick can only resort to his patented furrowed brow and constipated facial expression.
Over at Dev's, Asha and Nina decide to rent the old Theo and Todd 'flat of horror' (how soon they forget). Dev is not happy but Roy, as always, exudes class and generosity and even presents Nina with a train-based housewarming gift.
And now for a few lines from the week that was:
Sarah tells Gary to keep quiet about Theo's murder:
"You've got to keep your head down and your gob shut"
(and don't get those two things mixed up)
Sarah to Kit:
"Can we just have one night when we don't talk about murder?"
(how about next Tuesday?)
Maria to Kit:
"One Sarah plus one Gary equals two cheats"
(I didn't know Maria was a math whiz)
Sarah finally confesses to Todd:
"It was me. I knocked Theo off the scaffolding"
(oops)
Maria informs the dinner party of her suspicions about Gary and Sarah:
"They've been at it for weeks"
(at what? can you be more specific?)
Maria to the dinner party guests:
"It's like riding a bike, the town bike"
(you mean like a legover cycle?)
Maria storms out of the dinner party as Gary remains silent:
"So you're a coward then as well as a rat"
(dessert anyone?)
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Well, fellow Sarah Skeptics, so ends another week and the cat is finally out of the bag. So many questions. When will Kit discover the truth? And what will he do? Will he try to cover up the truth, or will he dispatch Sarah to prison to keep Lou company? Time will tell. Thanks, as always, for the pleasure of your company and have a great week.