your one stop update on what happened last week on Canada's Coronation Street...
Does Christina have any redeeming characteristics?
Not sure. She's a bad mother, liar, cheat, fraudster, selfish, greedy, cruel...
But, on the plus side, she's quite good at bingo calling ("eighty eight, jail awaits").
Anyway, the proverbial jig is up as gullible Jenny falls for the Dom/Christina investment scam but the ruse is foiled by bank security which stops the transaction. Jenny's money is safe but Christina is taken to the police station for questioning and wins an all-expense paid, one-night stay in the luxurious Weatherfield Police jail. She disavows any knowledge of the scam even though Kit has her incriminating burner phone.
Meanwhile, Daisy is hoping that she won't be found out as an accomplice to Christina's fraud. Once the disgruntled Christina is let out of jail (just wait till she posts a review on Google), she discovers that Dom isn't returning her phone calls. Looks like he's scarpered.
As for Daisy, she wants to leave Weatherfield and start a new life: a barmaid in Brighton. Not exactly life-changing. Maybe check LinkedIn next time for better career opportunities?
Jenny tries to convince Daisy to stay but she seems intent on leaving especially since the annoyingly high- and-mighty Daniel broke up with her on a matter of principle.
Elsewhere, Debbie's diagnosis of vascular dementia is confirmed and no-one knows except Carl. Debbie doesn't want to burden Ronnie with her illness so she breaks off the engagement and leaves Ronnie confused and upset.
Abi and Carl continue their on again, off again flirting and Abi continues to resist Carl's overtures.
Gary is tired of working in his tat shop and wants to buy the builders yard from Ed. Maria vetoes the idea but Mick sticks his oar in and convinces Gary to:
a) drink his weight in lager.
and,
b) defy the missus and buy the yard.
Gary does so and angers Maria. Gary also promises Mick a job but then has second thoughts. Mick is not pleased.
Over at Carla's flat, Betsy's arm is better but she hides the fact until Carla catches her red-handed (so to speak), when Betsy uses a pepper mill with both hands. Ah ha! No matter. Betsy seems very capable of manipulating her Mum (Lisa) by playing the pity card and Lisa seems to go along with it because she says Betsy is "struggling" (aka skiving).
And now for a few lines from the week that was:
David to Kit:
"You're one of those raging sexaholics"
(he's not raging, he's quite methodical)
The name on Christina's burner phone:
"Ron Weasley"
(So he left Hogwarts for a life of crime?)
"I'd miss my glamorous sidekick"
(it would be like Scott without Bailey)
Maria to Gary re: Mick:
"He makes my skin crawl"
(and that's his good point)
Eileen to Julie re: Daisy:
"Oh to be young and putting it about!"
(gets a bit tiring though...or so I have read)
Daniel to Ken:
"If I wanted some facile philosophy I'd buy a fortune cookie"
(yes, he'd rather use his own facile philosophy)
Christina's newly-invented term of endearment (from Dom) to Jenny:
"My flame-haired sorceress"
(just call her FHS for short)
Carla re: Betsy's spilled pasta:
"I've got olive oil all over my thick shag"
(make up your own x-rated comment)
Christina to the assembled bingo crown at the Rovers:
"Very soon we shall be dropping our balls"
(again, make up your own x-rated comment)
Eileen re: George's concerns over her salad-dressing related injury:
"He's got the bedside manner of a politician"
(ouch!)
Daniel to Christina:
Why have you got two phones?
(one for each hand?)
Christina to Jenny and Glenda re: a great business opportunity:
"I would hate to pass up the opportunity to get into bed with Dom"
(...or invest in his fake company)
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Well, fellow Weatherfield watchers, so ends another week. It looks like we'll be saying goodbye to Daisy as she prepares to re-invent herself in beautiful Brighton as a... barmaid? (I guess she's not big on career development). Oh well. Thanks for stopping by and have a great week!