Coronation Street Catch Up: The cat called Keith edition

your one-stop update on what happened last week on Canada's Coronation Street...


Sarah's sleeping on a lilo air mattress. Simon is a virgin. Tyler is a father. Steve is a numpty.

Those are the key takeaways from last week. Sarah Louise is sleeping on a lilo because Gary has squandered all that dosh he earned in the Ukraine on presents for Nicola's (and his) baby. Huh?

So Sarah is camped out in the Platt house and Gary is desperate for cash.

The solution to Sarah Louise's predicament is, of course, to get bladdered along with Gary's exes. This leads to a cozy evening with Adam, ruined when Adam "gets his signals crossed" and tries to snog Sarah Louise.

Simon insists that he is not the lad who got Amy pregnant (despite the accusations of Steve and Tracy). The culprit, it seems, is our young friend and thug du jour, Tyler. Yikes! Will Amy keep this secret? Will she keep the baby?

Sally is coaching Abi so she can get a job despite her prison record but it's not going well.

Tyrone follows Evelyn to the house of a nice fella who seems to know a lot about Evelyn and her past - much more than she is letting on.

Roy's mother dies and Roy returns to his flat with a woody filled with her possessions. Carla is worried about him and feels he is bottling up his emotions.

And now for a few line from the week that was:

Sarah Louise complains to Nick about her living arrangements:
"This morning David ate my bra"

(maybe it was the dog, maybe it was the man)

Abi to Peter:
"Your girlfriend bought you a boat as a joke?"

(She keeled over with laughter)

Nicole to Sarah Louise and Izzy re: Gary:
"He's a big, ginger stud"

(this is Gary, right?)

Tyrone tells a cop that he's looking for his Nana's cat:

"Your Nana's got a cat called Keith?"

(sure, and a dog named Mick Jagger)

Roy to Carla:
"Apparently the last thing my mother said was to complain about the toilet paper"

(she was a roll model, may she rest in peace)

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Well, fellow Weatherfielders, so ends another week. I'm really not keen on the Amy pregnancy story. I do however like the relationship between Roy and Carla. Oh well. Thanks for stopping by and I hope you have a great week. Cheers!