your one stop update on what happened last week on Canada's Coronation Street...
For a guy who just had one kidney removed, I'd say Rob's doing pretty well.
He's out of jail (actually on the run), soon to be a Dad (although he jilted his pregnant girlfriend), reconnecting with an old flame (although Tracy's not that chuffed to see him), has a burgeoning firearms hobby (albeit a stolen gun) and planning an exciting overseas trip (with a stolen passport).
Yes, it seems Rob is still evading capture and hiding out with his old flame, Tracy.
Tracy is less than pleased to see him but reluctantly agrees to let him stay at the Barlow B&B for one night. Rob is in pain after his surgery and waiting for a mate to give him a fake passport so he can get out of the country. But that doesn't stop him from trying to rekindle the old chemistry with Tracy and invites her to join him on his law-evading escapade.
Nearby, the spectre of Rob still haunts Betsy who refuses to leave the flat until Nina intervenes and tries to convince Betsy to face her fears. Meanwhile D.S. Lisa Swain continues her pursuit of Rob as Mandy (prison guard and ex-girlfriend of Rob) is arrested and reveals to Lisa that Rob took her gun.
Over at Dee Dee's, James makes a return appearance (but wait, it's not the James we know and love. It's a new, different James). Anyway, 'James' is doing well and planning to move to the U.S. where he has accepted a new coaching job (really? does he know about the tariffs?).
It was actually Ed who summoned James because he wants James and his partner to adopt Dee Dee's baby (Joel Jr.). Once Dee Dee discovers the secret plan, she dismisses the idea and is none too pleased with Ed and James for conspiring to make her change her mind about giving the baby up for adoption.
Also, Lauren announces to Dee Dee that the doctors have found a match for baby Frankie so they don't need to rely on Dee Dee's baby as a potential donor.
Eileen accidentally blurts out to all and sundry in the Rovers the fact that Julie has terminal cancer. Brian, for one, is shocked. Julie is scared. Later, she invites Eileen and Todd to a meeting in the Rovers to discuss funeral arrangements.
Speaking of Eileen, she and Debbie seem to be having a feud. Both are stressed (Debbie because Kev has cancer. Eileen because of Julie).
And there's more trouble for Debbie as she calls an electrician to help with a power outage at the hotel. Turns out that the electrician is none other than Mick (the new uncouth fella on the Street). Debbie refuses to pay his expensive invoice and Mick is not pleased.
More trouble also for Sean when he is threatened while visiting Dylan in juvie. Seems that one of Dylan's fellow inmates (Brody) wants Sean to bring him a burner phone or Dylan will suffer. Sean refuses to bring the phone but now Dylan is in danger at the hands of Brody and his thugs.
After almost falling prey to Tracy's drug temptation efforts, Cassie is rescued by Roy. Thanks to Evelyn, Ty reluctantly takes Cassie back but is not happy about it. Evelyn is caught in the middle as she tries to mediate the family crisis while continuing her law studies at Uni.
And now for a few lines from the week that was:
Tracy to Carla re:Betsy:
"She's a right gobby cow"
(the irony is delicious)
Eileen practicing her French for a trip with Julie:
"Je m'appelle Eileen. Où sont les toilettes?"
(très bien!)
Glenda compliments Brian on his natty attire:
"You're even wearing a structured pant"
(Wow! I'm 'slack' jawed)
Debbie rails at Eileen:
"Grim by name, Grim by nature"
(I think that's the Grimshaw family motto)
Julie to Brian:
"I've always cared for you even when I hated you"
(er..thanks, I guess)
Julie to Brian again:
"You're my lemon"
(but, alas, not her main squeeze)
Tracy to Rob:
"I've evolved"
(into what?)
Rob wants to get back together with Tracy:
"Come away with me"
(tempting offer from an armed felon on the run)
Debbie is shocked by Tracy's human feelings:
"Is this you doing compassion?"
(don't worry, it won't last long)
"You are a vile little troll"
(but don't take it personally)
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Well fellow Weatherfield watchers, so ends another week. It's sad to say but the only bright spot these days seems to be the scenes of Rob and Tracy getting re-acquainted. Thanks so much for spending some time here at the Hip. Great to have the pleasure of your company and do have a great week.