100

spoiler alert: this post makes reference to the November 4 episode on CBC

Today's opus is the 100th post to Blanche's Polish Hip and all of us here at BPH command central are suitably 'chuffed' (speak for yourself - ed). The blog has grown from the well-hidden ramblings of a feeble-minded Corrie watcher (yes, please go on... - ed) to the.. um, well, let's not dwell on the occasion. Let's move on. Numbers seem to be the theme of this week and it looks like we have a few key digits to share.

Zero: Steve's chances of avoiding the full-blown wrath of Michelle now that the cat is out of the proverbial bag (meow) and she knows about Becky.

Five: Tyrone's figured out his top five best moments from the wedding, but what about the five worst? May I suggest: 5. Whispering Jeff; 4. Picking up droppings after horse & carriage; 3. Whispering Jeff again; 2. Aunty Pam's vast aerial hairdo; 1. Jackie Dobbs' five-finger discount on travel to Paris.

Zero: chances of Blanche getting any more free drinks at the Rovers now that Lloyd has spilled the beans.