Wednesday, April 14, 2010

Jailhouse rock

spoiler alert: this post makes reference to the April 13 episode on CBC

One question: when John Stape buys Fiz a wedding ring, will she call it a 'jailhouse rock'? Just asking. Now cue the music and everyone start grooving...

The warden had a felon in the county jail.
Fiz was at the entrance and began to wail.
The guards were all jumpin' and were all agape
You should've seen the look they gave to ol' John Stape
Let's rock, everybody, let's rock.
Everybody in the whole cell block
was dancin' to the Jailhouse Rock.

Rosie Webster did a little sashay verve,
Visited the Stape although she hates the perv
Got a little lucky and a lot of swag
almost blew the wad on a new handbag
Let's rock, everybody, let's rock.
Everybody in the whole cell block
was dancin' to the Jailhouse Rock.

Someone get a vicar and some marriage vows
Wedding bells will ring out any minute now
Fiz and Johnny Stape will need a wedding cake
Just before they organize a prison break
Let's rock, everybody, let's rock.
Everybody in the whole cell block
was dancin' to the Jailhouse Rock.

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By the way, thanks for the nice comment. You're too kind.

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