Charlotte tries to seduce John Stape:
"I'll even call you Colin if you like" (... and tell him he needs to be spanked with a limp pashmina?)
Eileen compares her dull life to Audrey Roberts':
"A 70 year old is having a 100 times better life than I am"
(That makes 7,000 on the boy-toy enjoyment scale)
Audrey makes a stand in the Rovers about her relationship with Lewis:
"Yes, okay, Lewis was a gigolo and yes, okay I used to pay him by the hour."
(..and yes, okay, we used to dress up as Bo-Peep and a naughty sheep in the bedroom)
Even Emily has an opinion about Lewis and Audrey:
"Audrey's one of the few women I know who really suits a boy toy"
(Her favourite movie is 'Boy Toy Story')
Rita chides Norris for complaining about having to go to the washroom at an inopportune time:
"The entire world plans itself around your bodily functions"
(yes I hear the Royal Wedding was delayed for two hours)
Ryan gets testy with Sophie and Sian
"Can you read her mind now? Is that a Lesbian thing?"
(yes, it comes with the membership card)
Audrey enumerates Gail's string of bad husbands:
"A murderer followed by a suicidal, drug addict."
(and those were the good ones...)
Gail's riposte to Audrey at full volume in the Rovers:
"I think you've topped that nicely mother by asking a male prostitute to move in with you."
(um... anyone for more champagne or a sausage roll?)
Audrey concludes her speech in the Rovers:
"Yes I may be 70 but my life is just beginning"
(I hear 70 is the new 50... quid an hour)
Well that's it for another week as we watch Lewis and Audrey sail off into the sunset -- at least for one or two nights. Yes, I know Gail is upset but, as Audrey sagely points out, she's had more nuts than a squirrel in autumn. Ah well. Enjoy the weekend and the omnibus episodes and thanks, as always, for dropping by and visiting Blanche's Polish Hip. Cheers!