Saturday, December 29, 2012

On the Fifth Day of Corrie Christmas

On the Fifth Day of Corrie Christmas, my true love gave to me...

...Five-a-side Football


Stella wanted to put together a powerhouse five-a-side football team for a pub-versus-pub battle with her nemesis at the Weatherfield Arms. Unfortunately, not even Sir Alex Ferguson could salvage a winning team from this mini-band of non fit misfits. The squad (and I use the term loosely) included Rob from Underworld, Chesney from the market, Paul the Fireman, Ryan the son of Michelle and last minute addition (you mean subtraction - ed) Steve from Streetcars. 

Long story short: they lost.

You can find out more about the five-a-side fiasco at

So, let's recap the song so far.

On the Fifth Day of Corrie Christmas, my true love gave to me:

Five a side Foot-ball

Four Untimely Deaths

Three Flying Ducks

Two Divorces 

and

A Polish Hip for Mrs. Blanche Hunt

Gotta a certain ring to it, don't you think?

Tomorrow: On the Sixth Day of Corrie Christmas

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