Coronation Street Catch Up: the tale of two snippers edition

your one-stop update on what happened last week on Canada's Coronation Street...


What's wrong with Gary Windass? Why is he being a plank, acting like a psycho and giving Seb such a hard time? Maybe he's got some kind of medical problem (like Ginger-vitis?)

Anyway, the point is Gary (hard-nosed entrepreneur who has lots of work but never seems to have any money) fires Seb, hires him back, and then fires him because he accidentally saw 50% of Sarah Platt in a bubble bath (could happen to anyone).

Seb is getting increasingly angry and humiliated and convinced that the Polish construction crew (pre-Brexit one assumes) is making fun of him.

Meanwhile it's the Grand Opening of David's new barber shop called (Short, Back and Psycho? Heir Heads? Tale of 2 Weasels? -- that's enough - ed), Trim Up North. Thanks to Nick's unlimited idiocy, the evil and sexy competition easily manages to sabotage the opening, saved only when Audrey steps in to lend a hand.

Meanwhile local football legend Tommy (not yet called up by Gareth Southgate) Orpington takes a shine to David's weasel (don't ask) and so all's well that ends well.

Still on the subject of Platts, looks like David has asked Shona for her hand in marriage following the Clayton hostage taking (which turned out rather well).

Geoff wants to get physical with Yasmeen but she's not so sure. When Geoff slips on some spilled speed daal, he puts his back out. As Yasmeen plays nursemaid, the couple finally prepares for some um... post prandial "coffee" - by which I mean sex.

Rana is tired of Kate and Lolly hanging around planning the wedding. Rana eventually gets over it but that funny look on Lolly's face suggests that she is up to no good. Robert seems inclined to help Tyler get a job thanks to the pleading from Tyler's Mum. Oh, and Michelle could be pregnant.

And, finally, Ty seems to have lost his Nana but finds out that she is in prison in France. Quick, someone tell Emmanuel Macron.

And now for a few lines from the week that was:

A Weatherfield Gazette reporter finds out that David and his Gran have competing salons and has a story idea:

"A tale of two snippers"

(cut from the same cloth)

Craig tells Ty the bad news about Evelyn in France:
"Your Nan's in jail" 

(and Brexit isn't going well either)

Yasmeen thinks Geoff's back might not be so bad:
"A little light exercise would be okay"

(if by "light exercise", you mean sex)

Chesney wants to take his relationship with Gemma to the next level:

"I think you should move in"

(and please bring your toenails)

Leanne chastises Nick for spilling business secrets to an attractive spy:
"You were just bamboozled because she was sex on legs"

(Yep)

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Well, Corrie cohorts, so ends another week. I feel sorry for poor Seb. I used to like Gary but now he's being a real idiot. Oh well, at least there's a nice weasel we can all admire. Can't wait for that story line to develop. Thanks for stopping by and have a great week!