Coronation Street Catch Up: the pint-sized slapper edition

your one-stop update on what happened last week on Canada's Coronation Street...


They say texting while driving is dangerous. But it seems like texting while playing away is even more dangerous - at least it is for Roberto.

After getting Robert to sign over his half of the Bistro, Michelle forges ahead with her sham wedding with an unsuspecting Roberto. Before the nuptials, Robby pays a visit to Vicky to warn her not to interfere with the wedding. A loud argument ensues. What happened? We don't know.

We do know that Michelle plans to go ahead with her revenge plan. At the altar, while exchanging vows, Michelle reads some of Robert and Vicky's love texts. Awkward!

I guess the honeymoon's off.

Elsewhere, Sarah proposes a new business model for Underworld based on quality knickers sold directly to customers. Roy manages to alienate Richard's nurse and makes matters worse as Nina tries to cope with Richard's illness. And Roy discovers a pile of unpaid bills in Richard's flat, another cause for concern.

Evil Jade seems to be the daughter of serial killer John Stape with vengeance on her mind. Even though Fiz and Ty send her away (now that Hope has a place in a regular school), Jade manages to equip Hope with a tattle cell phone to keep in touch. More trouble is sure to follow.

Daniel gets his laptop computer back with the Sinead videos intact. Seb and Gemma seem to be an item. Paul has to go to the police to make a statement about Kel and is obliged to reveal the truth to his work colleagues at Underworld.

And now for some lines from the week that was:

Sean to Nick:
"You are a very slippery eel"

(that's an insult to eels)

Michelle to Robert re: Vicky:
"I hate the cow obviously"

(goes without saying)

Vicky gatecrashes Robert's wedding announcement and refuses a glass:
"I can't drink in my current condition"

(vengeful?)

Jenny to Carla re: Robert
"Has he been playing away?"

(Is the Pope Catholic?)

Vicky to Robert:

"I am going to totally ruin you"

(you'll have to take a number)

Michelle to Robert re:Vicky

"How exactly can that pint sized slapper threaten you?"

(I'm sure she'll find a way)

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Well, Fellow Corrie-inthians, so ends another week with another wild wedding surprise. Not sure about the bride's fashion choices but the exchange of vows went well (in the same way as the Titanic was a nice cruise). Now what happens? I guess we'll find out shortly. Thanks so much for stopping by and have a great week.