Coronation Street Catch Up: the Websters in cold storage edition

 your one stop update on what happened last week on Canada's Coronation Street...

Boy, that Debbie Webster is quite the polar Jerry Seinfeld!

Trapped in the Bistro's walk-in fridge, Debster cracks one-liner after one-liner until she, ahem, chills out and gets sleepy. Brother Kev gamely tries to keep her talking and they even have a heart-to-heart about their feelings, kind of a cold-storage confessional.

Why are the shivering siblings trapped in a fridge (or is it a freezer?) among the frozen (or are they chilled?) swordfish?

You can thank noted sex pest Ray Crosby for showing up at the Bistro and locking the two Websters in the fridge. Seems Miles tipped off Ray as to Deb's plan to shop Ray to the cops. So, super perv Ray takes matters into his own hands by freezing out Debbisima (putting Kev on ice too is a bonus) and then Raymondo heads to the airport to catch his flight to Turkey.

But, before you can say Istanbul, Ray is collared by Clogs (er, I mean Officer Craig) and charged.

You can thank Abi for coming to Kev's rescue. The auto goddess with a crowbar finally figures out where the missing Websters are and breaks into the fridge (or is it a freezer?) in the nick of time to save Debs and Kev.

And, before you can say 'hypothermia', Kev is up and about (another miracle recovery) and he accepts Abi's marriage proposal. 

Elsewhere, Johnny tells Jenny about his hallucinations. He's not going crazy but he stops taking medication because he wants to see Aidan again, even if it is a hallucination.

And, speaking of ghostly apparitions, Leanne is spending money she doesn't have on a psychic, prompted by her discovery of a feather which she believes is a sign from Oliver. Eager to help his Mum, Simon places more feathers for Leanne to discover, but Leanne is angry when she finds out she's been duped. Simon is getting himself deeper into trouble with Jake the snake, local lowlife drug dealer.

Tyrone has had a busy week. First he manages to unwittingly give away the furniture in Gary's tat shop to a thief. Then he has a health scare which turns out to be a reflux problem. Still, he decides to take yoga classes and he also seems to have ample time to help Alina with her, um, spreadsheets. Namaste.

Paul can't stand the sight of Billy chumming around with unctuous Todd so he quits his job at Underworld and takes a job with Ed Bailey. Speaking of Ed, seems his gregarious brother, Ronnie, has come to spend some quality time with the family.

And now for some lines from the week that was:

Abi asks Kev about his fridge ordeal:

"How cold was it?"
(It was so cold, they were keeping the Pfizer vaccine in there)

Abi to Kev:
"Will you marry me?"

(with this piston ring, I thee wed)

Deb shares some home truths with Kev in the fridge:
"I do a very good impression of a cold-hearted bitch"

(can you do John Wayne too?)

Gary sarcastically tells Fiz about life in prison:
"At break time we all get together and sing 'Take That' medleys"

(sounds like fun)

Ray to Deb and Kev as he locks them in the fridge:
"Try and chill out"

(not funny)

Deb to Kev:
"It's 2021, people don't die in fridges, they just hide in them from journalists"

(and then they die)

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Well, fellow Corrie connoisseurs, so ends another week. Looks like Peter is out of rehab but not looking too good. Poor Simon. His Dad is in bad shape and his Mom is in bad shape and, worse, now he's on the hook to a drug dealing slime ball. Can things get any worse? (Don't answer that). Thanks for stopping by and have a great week.