Coronation Street Catch Up: the fake marine biologist edition

Your one-stop update on what happened last week on Canada's Coronation Street...


What a week! Weren't you excited by all the wedding buzz?

I'm talking about Peter and Toyah of course (who else?) Toyah returns from her mysterious escape to the country with a brand new baby, Susie. It's a miracle.... of deception because it's Eva's sprog who was given up tearfully by Eva to Toyah as part of their deal.

No-one's the wiser. Certainly not beaming Dad Peter. Flushed with joy, he proposes to Toyah. She says "yes". Cue the horse drawn carriage, St. George's Chapel and the young virtuoso cellist. Oh, but then there's Simon who knows Toyah is hiding something. He shares his suspicions with Leanne. Something's up but they can't figure out what.. yet.

Never mind. Let the champers flow at the Rovers. Speaking of cheap sparkling wine, Johnny and Jenny are having their going away party. They're off to Spain.

Craig passes his police exam despite his OCD condition. Jenny mourns the anniversary of her dead baby.

Jude finally confesses the truth about not being a marine biologist. He gets fired from his job at the aquarium gift shop and gets a job working at the Corner Shop.

Daniel is trying to help Vinny's Mom who is living in a grotty care home. On the Platt front, David faces the prospect of prison time for his assault on Gary Windass. 

Kirk has a promising business as a dog walker going and one of his clients is quite fit. Aidan seems to be in a very sombre mood despite all his recent good fortune and winds up on Eva's doorstep in the country.  

And now for a few lines from the week that was:

Emma to David:

"If you get sent down, I'll visit you all the time"

(once a year should suffice)

Jude to Angie:
"I'm not, nor have I ever been, a marine biologist"

(what a scale of deception!)

Angie to Jude:
"I just kissed Adam Barlow"

(... and I liked it)

Peter to the Rovers crowd:
"I'm a Dad again"

(and this time he's going to get it right)

Peter describes the love of his life, Toyah:
"This beautiful, brainy, crazy woman"

(well, crazy, yes)

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Well, patient punters, so ends another week. Hope you're having a great long weekend. Thanks for stopping by and I hope you have a great week. Cheers!