Monday, October 8, 2018

Coronation Street Catch Up: the mental enema edition

your one-stop update on what happened last week on Canada's Coronation Street...


It's Canadian Thanksgiving so let's give thanks for Steve McDonald's hilarious Dirty Dancing lessons.

Judging from his body language and facial expressions, he's a regular Patrick Queaze. Ah, but the laughs end there (or do they?) as Steve (consumed with pre-post-marriage remorse) decides he's not right for Tracy and decides to drown his sorrow in Scotch and Leanne.

Bad idea.

Peter discovers the two naked numpties prancing around Steve's apartment while searching for Steve to let him know that Amy fractured her elbow and was taken to hospital. Is it only a matter of time before Steve is attacked with a knick knack by Tracy for his randy endeavours?

While Amy is in the hospital, it seems that Josh has checked out and winds up at Rev. Billy's apartment. That could be tricky with so many of Josh's haters in the street.

Hannah seems to be succeeding in extracting all of Liz's savings to help with her condition (duplicity). But Big Jim wants to pull the plug on the Liz ripoff as he thinks he can blackmail Johnny for much more dosh if he threatens to tell Jenny about Johnny's legover with Liz.

Tim and Gina seem to getting more and more chummy as they work together to support Sally while Sal is behind bars and getting routinely roughed up by the criminal elements in jail (who knew?)

Ken tries to charm some hairdressing stories out of Claudia under false pretenses and although he is found out, she eventually agrees.

And now for a few lines from the week that was

Ken's pompous short story is criticized by Daniel:
"You described an old pair of socks as sudoriferous"
(I think I need some acetylsalicylic acid) 

Sally's cellmate objects to Sal's meditation:
"It's like sharing a cell with an asthmatic buffalo"
(Give me a home where the Buffalo 'Om')

Abi to Steve while practicing:
"You're holding woman, not moving a fridge"
(think of Abi as a fridge magnet)

Tracy to Steve regarding the unsatisfactory food tasting:
"Mary found a downstairs hair in the tagine"
(I guess you could say the carpet matched the crepes)

Sally's review of Tim's favourite movie:
"...it was the equivalent of a mental enema"
(she only gave it one stool, er... star)

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Well, Bistro Buddies, so ends another week and I'm late (I blame the turkey. It makes you sleepy). Anyhoo, thanks for stopping by nonetheless and have a great week!

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