Coronation Street Catch Up... returns on May 26th

 usually your one-stop update on what happened last week on Canada's Coronation Street...

Sorry, faithful readers, an important skiving situation means that the usual mindless drivel (aka blog) will not appear this week.

Until regular blog service resumes, here are some fun (fake) Altovalent Institute facts:

1. The first rule of Altovalent Institute is: you do not talk about Altovalent Institute (especially to Nick).

2. Seminar fees include exclusive access to the Altovalent premium members lounge at the Chariot Square Hotel (ask for Debbie).

3. Everyone must wear their underwear on the outside (except Rowan).

4. Private zoom calls with Rowan must be pre-paid with Visa or Mastercard.  

5. It is strictly forbidden to ask Rowan if he was the star of 'Rowan and Martin's Laugh In'.

6. Thursdays are senior discount days at the Altovalent merchandise store (check out the "I'm with Rowan" t-shirts).

7. The official theme song of the Institute is "My Funny Altovalentine" (by Michael Bublé).

Thanks and have a great week!