TGIF Feb 5

spoiler alert: this post makes reference to the Feb 4 episode on CBC

If it's Friday, then it's time for another edition of TGIF (Tony Gordon, it's Friday), our weekly round-up of the week's memorable lines on Coronation Street. This week's TGIF is brought to you by Tara's Art Gallery: the next time you're looking for an expensive photo by an unknown art student, visit Tara's where quantity is quality. Onward!


A frantic Ken Barlow running after Martha as she cycles away from the theatre:
"Well, at least tell me where your boat is moored!"
(...only if you tell me where your wife is located!)


Blanche taking precautions due to Ken's odd behaviour near the canal:
"We're on suicide watch"
(Unless Ken's planning on drowning himself in a bowl of leek and potato soup, I think you can stand down)


Audrey making conversation while Peter Barlow has a haircut:
"The truth of the matter is your Dad’s having an affair "
(Now, would you like me to trim your sideburns?)


Peter confronting Ken about his 'friendship' with Martha:
"...and all the time you're sneaking around Weatherfield like a geriatric tomcat"
(...just follow the trail of Metamucil)


Umed bragging about his special friendship with George Harrison:
"We were at Ravi Shankar’s at the time. He was teaching me sitar"
(yeah, right, then Mick Jagger popped in for a curry)


Umed again complementing Teresa for her independent spirit:
"I've heard all about your wonderful projectiles"
(wait till she throws a kebab at you ...)


Jack inviting his new ladyfriend, Connie, to visit his pigeons out back:
"Hey, you wait till you see my blue pied cock"
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