TGIF August 27

Well, Roy seems to be taking an aggressive stance with Tony Gordon. Hope Tony doesn't call Jimmy or Mr. Cropper could find himself face down in a full English -- if you catch my drift. But that's enough of that, let's do a little thing we call 'Tony Gordon, It's Friday' or TGIF, our regular award-winning feature which offers a round-up of some memorable lines of the week. Forward!

Roy reluctantly admits that Tony's largess could finance some environmental projects:
"We want to reintroduce the crested newt to the old quarry"
(I don't think the crested newt's too keen...)


Graeme supports Frieda who stole her ex-boss' prosthesis::
"The woman hasn’t got a leg to stand on"
(Not anymore, anyway)


Roy takes the moral high ground with Haley:
"You're asking me to help cover up a murder? I don’t think I can do that"
(Oh come on Roy, give it a shot)


Joe entreats Ted to take a fine repast at the caf: 
"Come on, Ted. Let’s get some scram down our necks"
(after that, we'll have something to eat)


Horace Steele talking to Norris Cole:
"She was just shoving her hand into a jar of liquorice torpedoes when the good lord took her"
(damn those torpedoes!)

Norris gets a rude surprise at the garden centre thanks to Graeme:

"a crack hoe is definitely nothing to do with gardening"
(...ho ho ho)


Haley directs Roy's attention to the important things in life::
"Toilet roll needs changing, Roy."
(sounds like another exclusive for the Weatherfield Gazette)
 

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