Roy reluctantly admits that Tony's largess could finance some environmental projects:
"We want to reintroduce the crested newt to the old quarry"
(I don't think the crested newt's too keen...)
Graeme supports Frieda who stole her ex-boss' prosthesis::
"The woman hasn’t got a leg to stand on"
(Not anymore, anyway)
Roy takes the moral high ground with Haley:
"You're asking me to help cover up a murder? I don’t think I can do that"
(Oh come on Roy, give it a shot)
Joe entreats Ted to take a fine repast at the caf:
"Come on, Ted. Let’s get some scram down our necks"
(after that, we'll have something to eat)
Horace Steele talking to Norris Cole:
"She was just shoving her hand into a jar of liquorice torpedoes when the good lord took her"
(damn those torpedoes!)
Norris gets a rude surprise at the garden centre thanks to Graeme:
"a crack hoe is definitely nothing to do with gardening"
(...ho ho ho)
Haley directs Roy's attention to the important things in life::
"Toilet roll needs changing, Roy."
(sounds like another exclusive for the Weatherfield Gazette)
Thanks for stopping by. I'm skiving this weekend. Back next week. See you then.