Friday, August 27, 2010

TGIF August 27

Well, Roy seems to be taking an aggressive stance with Tony Gordon. Hope Tony doesn't call Jimmy or Mr. Cropper could find himself face down in a full English -- if you catch my drift. But that's enough of that, let's do a little thing we call 'Tony Gordon, It's Friday' or TGIF, our regular award-winning feature which offers a round-up of some memorable lines of the week. Forward!

Roy reluctantly admits that Tony's largess could finance some environmental projects:
"We want to reintroduce the crested newt to the old quarry"
(I don't think the crested newt's too keen...)

Graeme supports Frieda who stole her ex-boss' prosthesis::
"The woman hasn’t got a leg to stand on"
(Not anymore, anyway)

Roy takes the moral high ground with Haley:
"You're asking me to help cover up a murder? I don’t think I can do that"
(Oh come on Roy, give it a shot)

Joe entreats Ted to take a fine repast at the caf: 
"Come on, Ted. Let’s get some scram down our necks"
(after that, we'll have something to eat)

Horace Steele talking to Norris Cole:
"She was just shoving her hand into a jar of liquorice torpedoes when the good lord took her"
(damn those torpedoes!)

Norris gets a rude surprise at the garden centre thanks to Graeme:

"a crack hoe is definitely nothing to do with gardening"
(...ho ho ho)

Haley directs Roy's attention to the important things in life::
"Toilet roll needs changing, Roy."
(sounds like another exclusive for the Weatherfield Gazette)
Thanks for stopping by. I'm skiving this weekend. Back next week. See you then.

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