Friday, January 11, 2013

Tony Gordon It's Friday: the physio groper edition

please note: this post makes reference to the January 10 episode on CBC

Well, Christmas is over and everyone on the street is getting back to normal - sort of. Kev tried it on with Sophie's physiotherapist, Kylie tried to leave Weatherfield and Tyrone is trying to deceive Kirsty. I think it will all end in tears (Ty's unfortunately). Honestly, what are Ty and Fiz playing at? An extra cellphone, with photos, text messages, secret meetings in Tina's flat. Why don't they take out an ad or hire a sky writer? Kirsty will go off her head when she finds out. In the meantime, let's get to the first TGIF of 2013 where we seek out some of the week's memorable lines:

Kylie describes David after his terrible behavior:
"The boy who should have been drowned at birth"
(funny, that's what they wrote in his high school year book)

Audrey can't stand Gail's niceness towards Lewis:
"You know she was a spaniel in a former life"
(well, that explains the hairstyle)

Carla tells Leanne that she's wasting her time professing love for Peter:
"I'm afraid that ship sailed, love"
(Yes, and it's called the Titanic)

Sally is aghast at Kevin's lecherous behavior towards Jenna:
"I thought you had the evil eye for her"
(he just needed a therapeutic massage)

David's promise to Kylie
"I'm going to work twice as hard to make you happy"
(which means that everyone will be half as miserable)

Sophie remonstrates Kev for his bad behaviour:
"You've tried it on with my physio who now thinks you're a perv"
(maybe he injured himself trying to get a legover?)

Thanks to all the faithful readers for their nice comments. You are the wind beneath my wings... or at least the hotpot beneath my fork. Enjoy the weekend and the omnibus episodes. Thanks for stopping by and see you next week here at the Hip. Cheers!

No comments:

Post a Comment