Welcome to this week's TGIF, or Tony Gordon It's Friday, our weekly round up of memorable lines. I know I missed some this week because of technical difficulties, so please bear with me:
Lewis disputes David's characterization of his profession:
"I'm no longer a gigolo"
"I'm no longer a gigolo"
(check his LinkedIn page)
Audrey to Gail about Lewis' proclivities:
"He was born to seduce"
(wasn't that a Steppenwolf song?)
Tracy dismisses counselling from Peter Barlow:
"Like I'm going to take relationship advice from a bigamist"
"Like I'm going to take relationship advice from a bigamist"
(It just means he has twice as much advice to give)
Rob shows off is oenophile smarts to Tracy:
"I know that red wine is red"
(but what about the white wine?)
Rob complains about Kirk:
"If he were an X-Man, he'd be logjam"
(His special power is getting lost during deliveries)
and now, a special bonus pack from the Lewis DVD episode:
Lewis to Gail via DVD:
"Did you seriously think I could ever love you?"
(well, yes)
Lewis to Audrey via DVD:
"You did what no other woman ever could"
(paid off one of my scam victims?)
Lewis to Kylie via DVD:
"You could do a good deal better than that weasel of a husband"
"You could do a good deal better than that weasel of a husband"
(just a minute, who are you calling a husband?)
Lewis to Gail via DVD:
"Chi cento ne fa, una ne aspetti"
Lewis to Gail via DVD:
"Chi cento ne fa, una ne aspetti"
(what goes around comes around)
Gail reacts to Lewis' devastating DVD:
"I thought this was my fairy tale ending"
(only if the fairy tale is 'Titanic')
David is appalled by Gail's plan to run away with Lewis:
"I'm sure you'd have lived happily ever after with Prince Smarmy"
(Could be Lewis' real name)
Gail's summarizes her plight:
"He's broken me heart and ground it into the floor with his built-up shoe"
(he made short work of it)
David is shocked to learn that Lewis and Gail never consummated their affair:
"What? He diddled you out of 40 grand and you never got to sample the goods?"
(What's the world coming to?)
David hands over the incriminating DVD to the police:
"That disc should give them a good laugh down at the station"
(almost as many chuckles as Benny Hill on Blue Ray)
Gail reacts to Lewis' devastating DVD:
"I thought this was my fairy tale ending"
(only if the fairy tale is 'Titanic')
David is appalled by Gail's plan to run away with Lewis:
"I'm sure you'd have lived happily ever after with Prince Smarmy"
(Could be Lewis' real name)
Gail's summarizes her plight:
"He's broken me heart and ground it into the floor with his built-up shoe"
(he made short work of it)
David is shocked to learn that Lewis and Gail never consummated their affair:
"What? He diddled you out of 40 grand and you never got to sample the goods?"
(What's the world coming to?)
David hands over the incriminating DVD to the police:
"That disc should give them a good laugh down at the station"
(almost as many chuckles as Benny Hill on Blue Ray)
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