Since we're heading into a week featuring David Platt the psycho, I thought it would be helpful to provide a handy top ten list of David's most heinous deeds... along with Gail's rationalizations for poor David's behaviour (after all he's really a good lad, isn't he?).
1. Hides Ecstasy pills in doll belonging to Bethany (his niece)
which Bethany later eats
(Gail's explanation: it was just a harmless game of hide and seek)
2. Loosens scaffolding bolts at the builder's yard, causing
Jason to fall and almost die
(Gail's explanation: Jason should be more careful. Builders' yards can be dangerous)
3 Pushes Gail down the stairs.
(Gail's explanation: I was in a hurry to get downstairs and he was just trying to help)
4. Attacks Ken Barlow in the street
(Gail's explanation: well, we've all had enough of his long-winded newspaper columns, haven't we?)
5. Persuades Gary to rob Audrey's house leading to Ted’s
heart attack
(Gail's explanation: it's Audrey's fault for having a house which is so attractive to burglars)
6. Manipulates hapless Joe by supplying him with illegal
painkillers and then cutting him off.
(Gail's explanation: he was just trying to wean Joe off the drugs)
7. Assaults Tina in the flat she shared with Graeme
(Gail's explanation: not David's fault; it was the seizures)
8. Hits Graeme while driving Audrey's car
(Gail's explanation: not David's fault; it was the seizures and why does Audrey need a car anyway?)
9. Breaks into Nick's apartment and destroys it.
(Gail's explanation: he was just doing some renovation work and wanted to surprise Nick. What a nice brother!)
10. Allows Tracy to seduce him and ends up having sex with her
(Gail's explanation: now that is evil)
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