your one stop update on what happened last week on Canada's Coronation Street...
Hey Miles!
How dare you knock Rev. Billy to the ground!
How's he supposed to stand up when he's wearing those tight pants?
It's just the latest installment of the biblical battle between Noah (religious conversion therapist) and Rev. Billy (gay man of the cloth). Billy and Todd confront Noah (who is now getting it on with Theo's wife and playing happy families with Danielle, Miles and Millie). As the two church men swap quotes from the bible, Miles pushes Billy and Billy falls on his back on the cobbles. Where will it all end?
Of course Theo's no saint as he continually oscillates between rage and self-pity and is determined to sabotage Todd's friendship with Billy.
Elsewhere, the long goodbye continues for Aadi who is being dispatched to Mumbai to do who knows what with cousin Vikram. Dev (whose brilliant idea it was to exile his son for past misdeeds) is now having second thoughts at the thought of Aadi leaving.
Meanwhile Asha is having a difficult time adjusting to her job as a paramedic and now having panic attacks and flashbacks. Asha desperately wants Aadi to stay but has yet to express her feelings to him.
Bernie remains absent as she is on her solo honeymoon (how does that work? Does she get a cut rate on the honeymoon suite? Does she carry herself over the threshold?)
But the big news of the week is Tracy (and Abi and Carl). Tracy's snooping finally pays off as she spies Carl and Abi smooching. Tracy is delighted and confronts the torrid twosome. But, because Tracy is a generous and kindly person, she offers to stay quiet for the princely sum of 10K (she needs the money to pay for her divorce from Steve).
Abi tries to convince Tracy to stay quiet but no dice. Carl then engages Brody to help him do some illegal car-related activity in order to generate the money he needs to pay off Tracy. Coincidentally (or not), Dev and Aadi are shocked to find that Aadi's car has been stolen and was involved in a crash.
Dee Dee finally reveals everything to Ollie regarding her baby and Joel. She expects Ollie to break off their budding romance but Ollie doesn't seem deterred. Meanwhile, Dee Dee is also working on Ollie's legal file that maintains his car accident was caused by a faulty MOT. Hmm, sounds like the work of quasi-mechanic Carl...
And now for some quotes from the week that was:
Abi to Carl who prefers snogging to breakfast:
"What about the toast?"
(no thanks, we don't want crumbs in the bed)
Carla's suggestion to Lisa to punish David for crimes against recycling:
"Nip and get your Taser and zap him between the legs"
(don't give her any ideas)
Tracy spies Abi and Carl snogging through a translucent door of the kitchen.
"You devious, mucky cow"
(you'll have to be more specific)
Tracy again:
"If you're thinking of having a secret tryst with your brother's wife, try not to do it in front of a see-through door"
(snappy aphorism. Get that printed on a t-shirt)
Tracy to Abi re: Carl:
"What's he like in bed?"
(horizontal, I would think)
Abi to Tracy:
"My heart beats quicker when I see Carl"
(must be the coffee from Roy's)
Tracy to Abi re: her relationship with Tommy O.:
"It was exciting but it didn't last"
(she got kicked into touch by a footballer)
Noah to Miles re: Billy and Todd:
"The Bible does say that animals travel in twos"
(but you and Miles also travelling in twos)
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Well fellow Kebab Kolleagues, so ends another week. Will Aadi actually leave for Mumbai or will there be a last minute change of plan? Inquiring minds (and British Airways) want to know. Thanks so much for spending time here at the Hip and, as always, have a great week.
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