your one stop update on what happened last week on Canada's Coronation Street...
Well the cat's out of the bag as Abi finally tells Kev that she wants to leave him.
This comes just after doctors tell Kev that he remains cancer free.
The good news about his health causes Kev to start making plans for the future with Abi but then Abi drops her bombshell. Kev is devastated and angry. He confronts the slippery Carl who insists that he's not having regular legovers with Kev's wife.
Meanwhile, after Tracy gets a veiled threat from Carl, she tries to warn Abi about Carl's wicked ways. But Abi seems besotted with the car-stealing, lying Casanova and wants to run away with him (oh yeah, and I guess bring Alfie with them).
(BTW, where is Alfie while Abi is doing the horizontal mambo with Carl?)
Elsewhere Fiz is frazzled as she tries to take care of the family, go to work and visit Tyrone in hospital. Finally Maria gives Cassie a nudge and Cassie begins to help out. Fiz convinces Evelyn to return to school although Evelyn is reluctant to leave Fiz without support.
It's Roy's birthday and he celebrates (unwillingly) with a small glass of orange juice in the Rovers.
Over at the House of Carla, Becky continues to worm her way back into the good books of Lisa and Betsy. Becky continues to pop into the house every five minutes (someone put a deadbolt on the front door!) and reminisce about old times (before she pretended she was dead for four years).
Carla is not amused. The only thing that would make things worse is if Peter Barlow showed up to really cause chaos.
Well, Bernie is back from her solo honeymoon and promptly finds a way to cause trouble. She decides to take matters into her own hands regarding the slime ball (Naomi) who insulted and abused Asha during Asha's paramedic shift. Seems that Naomi (when sober and not abusive) is a career counsellor and is giving a seminar at the Chariot Square Hotel. Bernie sneaks in before the seminar starts and inserts a PowerPoint slide into Naomi's presentation accusing her of being a racist.
Asha is not pleased with Bernie's actions especially when Naomi says she is suing Bernie for defamation.
Jenny tries to ask George out for a vegan meal but George declines and when Jenny shows up to become George's new cleaning lady, she discovers that Christina already has the job.
Danielle arrives out of the blue to tell Theo that Noah is dead. Theo is actually quite upset to learn about the news whereas Todd is less sympathetic. Also, Todd was banished from Theo's custody hearing after an outburst. Despite this, Theo was awarded visiting rights with his kids. The two reluctant children (Millie and Miles) show up at Theo and Todd's flat and the whole evening is a tense nightmare ending with Millie storming out of the room.
And now for a few lines from the week that was:
Kev to Carl:
"I know what's been going on"
(You mean Carl and James? Or Carl and Abi? You'll have to be more specific)
Abi to Kev:
"You wouldn't want me to stay out of gratitude"
(Try me)
Kev to Debbie re:Abi and Carl
"I swear I'll kill the the pair of them"
(Make it the three of them. Might as well include James)
"I'm a massive racist"
(please hold your questions till the end of the presentation)
Naomi to Bernie:
"I'm suing you for defamation"
(yes, Naomi is not "massive")
Sean to Debbie:
"It's not often you meet somebody with a vendetta against a dementia choir"
(unless it's in a Scorsese movie)
"You don't get rid of me that easy"
(actually she does)
Kev to Abi:
"I was thinking we could get a dog"
(could be man's best friend - after Abi leaves)
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Well, fellow Rovers regulars, so ends another week. Poor Kev is losing Abi although Creepy Carl insists he's not the bad guy. Becky continues to burst into Carla and Lisa's house whenever she feels like it. Bernie continues to meddle in other people's business with unfortunate results.
Thanks for the pleasure of your company here at the Hip. Great to have you aboard and have a wonderful week!
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