The week takes a decided turn for the worse after the Windass/Platt pseudo-robbery -- all the more reason to launch into TGIF or 'Tony Gordon, It's Friday', a selection of some of the memorable lines from the week's Corrie. This edition is brought to you by Newton & Ridley. If you're looking for the best in room-temperature beverages, look no further. All aboard!
Anna telling Eddie what she thinks of him after learning that he stole Roy's identity:
"You give scum a bad name"
(Sounds like a Bon Jovi song...)
Sean tells Julie about the challenges of a peppy personality:
"Being chirpy is exhausting. "
(Especially for the viewers)
Eddie Windass blaming his frailties on his lustrous hair:
"I’m Samson in reverse"
(Keep backing up, Eddie. Further, further...)
Natasha recounting hairdresser anecdotes while she does Teresa's hair:
"Once I had a pensioner die on me in the middle of a perm"
(must have been one of your 'highlights'...)
Betty asserting her value as a Rovers Return staff member:
"Do you know how many hotpots I've made?"
(...check the Guinness Book of records under 'regional stews')
Graeme using his code name to call David Platt:
"Mr. Savaloy calling pork pie"
(...that's what I call a 'meating' of minds)
Steve posing Sean and Becky together for a Weatherfield Gazette photo:
"The Rover’s two best assets - together"
(...the loo and the dart board?)
Vanessa chatting with Bill Webster at a singles evening in a bar:
"No amount of potpourri could disguise the stench of death in this place"
(Maybe Archie Shuttleworth can suggest something?)
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Well, that's it for the week. Hope you enjoy the weekend omnibus and thanks for stopping by. See you next week. Cheers!
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