The week takes a decided turn for the worse after the Windass/Platt pseudo-robbery -- all the more reason to launch into TGIF or 'Tony Gordon, It's Friday', a selection of some of the memorable lines from the week's Corrie. This edition is brought to you by Newton & Ridley. If you're looking for the best in room-temperature beverages, look no further. All aboard!
Anna telling Eddie what she thinks of him after learning that he stole Roy's identity:
"You give scum a bad name"
(Sounds like a Bon Jovi song...)
Sean tells Julie about the challenges of a peppy personality:
"Being chirpy is exhausting. "
(Especially for the viewers)
Eddie Windass blaming his frailties on his lustrous hair:
"I’m Samson in reverse"
(Keep backing up, Eddie. Further, further...)
Natasha recounting hairdresser anecdotes while she does Teresa's hair:
"Once I had a pensioner die on me in the middle of a perm"
(must have been one of your 'highlights'...)
Betty asserting her value as a Rovers Return staff member:
"Do you know how many hotpots I've made?"
(...check the Guinness Book of records under 'regional stews')
Graeme using his code name to call David Platt:
"Mr. Savaloy calling pork pie"
(...that's what I call a 'meating' of minds)
Steve posing Sean and Becky together for a Weatherfield Gazette photo:
"The Rover’s two best assets - together"
(...the loo and the dart board?)
Vanessa chatting with Bill Webster at a singles evening in a bar:
"No amount of potpourri could disguise the stench of death in this place"
(Maybe Archie Shuttleworth can suggest something?)
Well, that's it for the week. Hope you enjoy the weekend omnibus and thanks for stopping by. See you next week. Cheers!