A car crashes into a bookies? What are the odds? (2-1 if Carla is at the wheel - ed). Poor Frank Foster. Sure he tried to smother Maria like a yucky human blanket but that was just an honest mistake. Now he just wants to settle down with the girl of his dreams and put his sexual predator past behind him. He wants mum and dad to meet his irascible sex kitten but Carla accidentally downed a case of Pinot Noir and blindsided poor Stella. Now we have yet another casualty to be admitted to the Coronation Street Wing of the Weatherfield General Hospital. Oh dear. Nothing for it but launch into TGIF for this week. Roll it!
Stella comments on the appearance of Marcia in the Rovers:
"Each to his own or her own"
(only the hairdresser knows for sure)
Mark walks into the Rovers in full female regalia:
"Hi I'm Marcia"
(right now, Lewis the gigolo is starting to look pretty good)
Audrey is furious at Kylie's blackmail attempts:
"You poisonous little bitch"
(and those are her good points)
Norris is intrigued by Anna's instant message from Owen:
"I've heard about this, its called sexting"
(wait till Mary hears about it)
painted message in Fiz's room at jail:
(and it doesn't refer to the lawn in the front of the penitentiary)
Sylvia takes a dim view of Gail's public argy bargy with Kylie:
"You're the one caterwauling on the cobbles"
(It's a dirty job but someone's got to do it)
Dennis Tanner thinks he knows why Norris is missing
"He's copped off!"
(yeah and chickens have lips)
Well, I'd say, all in all, it's been a pretty good week. Lots of action from the gang who couldn't shoot straight (Tyrone and friends). Norris makes a citizen's arrest. Carla and Peter are still giving each other 'sex on a beach' glances. A car crash. The Platts in full stride yelling at each other. Becky working at the factory. All this and Frank Foster's parents at Nick's Bistro. Wonder what will happen next? Have a great weekend and I will be back here next week. Cheers!