Poor Karl's still looking for a job and Sunita's getting impatient. Well, with his impressive resume, Karl shouldn't have too much of a problem, should he?
professional, dynamic self-starter with experience in the knicker, taxi and pub industry seeking senior level employment in order to make some dosh.
Logistics Transport Specialist - Underworld
Responsible for ensuring that boxes of knickers are delivered to customers according to schedule. Got fired because of one little cock-up that wasn't my fault.
Customer Service Chaffeur - Streetcars
Responsible for ensuring that customers receive prompt, courteous and safe service. Got fired cause I did the dirty on Stella. Again, not my fault.
Pub Associate - Rovers Return
Responsible for provision and serving of fine ales and spirits to assorted punters. Reason for dismissal? (please see above)
Interests & Hobbies:
gambling, legovers, big screen TVs, football memorabilia, Chinese smoke detectors.
some guy named Tez.