Tony Gordon It's Friday: the ugly vase edition

please note this post makes reference to the Sept 13 episode on CBC

I don't know about you, but if I were Beth I'd be pleased if anyone would want to date Craig. Not that he and his pet rat don`t make a handsome pair. In fact, I think one of the great unexploited story lines would have been if Craig had developed a crush on Tracy (while Beth and Tracy were sharing lodgings).

But, as usual, I digress. Let`s get back to that ugly vase which Paul has brought into Eileen's house (it looks like a salt shaker from an S&M club - ed) and the inevitable TGIF or Tony Gordon It`s Friday, our round up of memorable lines from the past week:

Tyrone tells everyone in the Rovers about Tommy's drug exploits and Kevin is surprised:
"Have you been shifting drugs through my garage?"

(why, was that wrong?)


Tina is still raging on about Kirsty:

"That woman is a monster"

(although, to be fair, Tracy also fits that description)


Sean asks Eileen about the couch (belonging to Paul's late wife) which has been brought into the house:

"Does that mean that you and him are going to have a kiss and a cuddle on dead Leslie's sofa"

(not if you put it like that)

Jason has a frank appraisal of the memorabilia which Paul has placed on the table:

"That vase is rank"

(Antiques Roadshow certainly won't be calling any time soon)

Jason again with another gem:
"Isn't all wine French?"

(Non)


Karl gives Dev the big picture regarding his employment situation:
"Just lost me job like millions of other people"

(yes, but in your case it was because you were playing away)


Steve explains the ways of his ex-wife and mother of Amy:
"Tracy is the cupid of hate"

(look out for her arrows)

Sunita doesn't like Karl's job-hunting plans:

"Why does everything you do sound so dodgy?"

(because it usually is)

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Well, ladies and gentlemen, that wraps up another week on the Street. Please remember that the Coronation Street schedule changes on Monday September 17, when the show moves to its new time slot: 7:30 pm in the East. Please check you local listings for the channel and time in your area. Thanks for stopping by and have a great weekend.