please note this post makes reference to the February 5 episode on CBC
Oh my! It's a lethal combination, like putting Dyno and Mite together and getting (MiteDyno? - ed), well, something explosive. I'm talking about Rob and Tracy. What are the chances of those two hooking up? I don't know but let's imagine, for a moment, that they had placed personal ads on Weatherfield's Craigslist (I didn't know Beth's son had a list - ed) or that each had dabbled in online dating. I think their personal ads might go something like this...
LOOKING FOR A SERIOUS RELATIONSHIP WITH A FUN GUY...
Attractive, single female with time on her hands looking for rich, handsome man to enjoy life with. Must love expensive vacations, exhausting lines of credit and adventure, oh and also sprogs ('cause I have one but it's no big deal, I can pawn her off on the grandparents during our dates).
As a career woman with a background in correctional services, flower arranging and pub serving, I am currently between jobs. If you enjoy wild sex, spending loads of dosh and occasionally getting hit in the head with a blunt object, then perhaps we can get together for a PGE (Psycho Girlfriend Experience)? Losers need not apply.
MISS WRONG COULD BE MISS RIGHT FOR ME...
Fast track garment industry executive with vast experience in UK justice system looking for non-serious relationship with special woman. Must be fit, enjoy long walks on the Red Rec and watching the sun rise over the viaduct after a night of passionate love making, or darts in the Rovers.
Pet Peeves: bad lager, Kirk Sutherland, quality clothing, ethics, the law and prison showers. Likes: footy, fast cars, expensive suits and cooking (particularly the books at Underworld). Please include a photo (clothes optional) and be prepared to discuss 50 Shades of Grey (our new line of ladies' undergarments at the factory)
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