Sunday, October 1, 2017

Coronation Street Catch Up: the pinata filled with chocolate milk edition

a look back at last week on Canada's Coronation Street...

Fasten your seat belts as we prepare for the fake wedding of the century.

Eva's crazy revenge plan is coming to a climax and it's out of control. Adam is busy sabotaging Underworld. Maria knows that Eva is not pregnant. And Aidan is acting like a decent guy.

This follows Eva's Hen Party which was no doubt inspired by Stephen King's Carrie, since it ended with Maria whacking a pinata filled with chocolate milk and getting a Cadbury's shower. Leanne backs out of the wedding and Maria does too but then decides to stealthily check into the hotel where the marriage is to take place.

Johnny and Jenny may be cancelling out of the double wedding as Jenny has other things on her mind. She and Gemma are at the hospital watching over Rita and anxiously awaiting her test results as her memory problems get worse.

The final Mr. and Mrs. Weatherfield contestants are vying for the top prize with Mary being squired around by an unctuous contest official. Robert is in jail. Gina convinces Kirk to run for mayor using his nom de plume: Buzzer the Bee.

And now for a few lines from the week that was:

Peter is not impressed when Toyah reveasl the truth about Eva's sham wedding:
"I bought a new pair of shoes for this"
(maybe you can return them to Payless?)

Michelle sees Johnny, Kirk and Aidan dressed as women for their stag night:
"I didn't know they were doing a remake of Charlie's Angels"
(this one features more hair... all over)

Eva pretends to apologize for Maria's chocolate milk shower:
"I'm going to speak to the pinata company"
(ask for the person responsible for fillings)

Gemma to Rita:
"Smoothies keep you regular"
(especially if you add Metamucil)

Eva to Leanne and Toyah:
"I'm ready for Operation Revenge."
(so are we) 

Rosie to Sally:
"How do I look?" 

Sally to Rosie:
"Like a porn star"

Well, Cobble Colleagues, so ends another week. Don't miss Monday's double episode as it promises to be a barn burner and one of the fake weddings of the century. Thanks for stopping by. Have a great week.

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