Sunday, October 8, 2017

Coronation Street Catch Up: the cat fight in an ornamental fountain edition

a look back at last week on Canada's Coronation Street...

How did the wedding go, you ask?

Pretty good. Oh, of course there were the usual little peccadilloes. Eva's fake Internet-based pregnancy was revealed (nice of Maria to leave a copy of the scan under every guest's seat - just like an Oprah show).

Maria was locked in a washroom. The canapes were cold (not sure about that one). And the bride had a cat fight and ended up in a fountain with Maria and Kirk (aka Buzzer the Bee).

Eva went out on the window ledge and YouTube videos were taken of her shedding her wedding dress so she could get back into the hotel window.

Bottom line: Eva and Aidan didn't get married, then made up when they realized how well matched they were in terms of duplicity. And then they broke up again when Aidan discovered that Eva had gutted the factory. End of.

On the plus side Johnny and Jenny did get married in Rita's hospital room where she has been diagnosed with a brain tumour.

Michelle now knows that Will is her stalker and develops a dumb plan with the help of Steve ('natch) and Leanne to gather evidence about him by breaking into his flash pad. Sadly it looks like they may be caught in the act.

The factory workers aren't happy when they see that their workplace has a large skylight where the roof was and they are out of a job.

Sarah is worried about Gary and it looks like Bethany will have to repeat her school year although Audrey offers her a chance to become part of her fashion empire.

Liz's email scammer (Stuart) turns out to be the husband of Moira. Sally has a mayoral campaign debate with Buzzer the Bee/Kirk. Seems like the Bee's populist policies are winning people over.

And now for some quotes from the week that was:

Will to Michelle:
"I like to think I have impeccable taste in all things"
(especially stalking)

Adam to Eva:
"You take my breath away"
(and he's taken the factory away)

Maria to Aidan as to the provenance of Eva's fake baby scan:
"Go to"
(... and follow the links)

Eva to Aidan:
"You lied to me every day for a year"
(think of it as a 12-month advent calendar of falsehoods)

Tyrone to wedding guests:
"Don't wear a wedding dress if you're going to have a cat fight in an ornamental fountain"
(or change the oil in a Ford)

Aidan to Eva:
"I fell in love with two women"
(besides Eva and Maria?)

Eva to Adam
"If I go down, I'm taking you with me"
(I think that's what Adam had in mind)

Beth to Buzzer the Bee:
"Let's go home and make honey"
(Yuk, I'm think I'm breaking out in hives) 

Leanne to Michelle:
"I'm fed up with men ruining our lives"
(it's a tough job but someone's got to do it) 


Well, cobble cohorts, so ends another week. We have witnessed the faux wedding of the century, the factory is in ruins and all looks bleak for Underworld. Oh well. Thanks for stopping by and have a great week. Cheers!

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