Coronation Street Catch Up: Steve's bionic sperm strikes again? edition

your one-stop update on what happened last week on Canada's Coronation Street...


Could it be true? Did Steve's bionic sperm make him a Dad yet again?

That seems to be the working theory based on evidence which suggests that Steve may be the biological father of Emma. This follows the sad death of Emma's non-biological Dad and the revelation that Emma's Mom (Fiona) is one of Steve's exes (you do the math).

The next step? A DNA test which Steve is secretly undertaking.Of course, Tracy and Amy know nothing of this. Just wait till they find out.

On the creepy side, Gruesome Geoff is playing mega mind games with Yasmeen and causing her a lot of grief as he tries to control her, blame her for losing at bridge and then installs the most ugly security cameras money can buy in her home - and threatens to leave if she doesn't like it.

Bethany is bored of her job and, while considering options, comes face to face with one of Nathan's old sicko buddies in the Bistro. Daniel decides to intercede on Bethany's behalf and outs the creep in public, much to Bethany's chagrin.

Still on the creepy side, Michael seems to be partnering with Gemma's Mom in a scheme to sell Gemma's pregnancy urine on the Internet (Amazon Prime?) Seems there's a pent up demand? Could be a big business. Can't wait for the IPO or perhaps IPeeO.

What else? Oh yes, let's see what's happening with Corrie's "Lord of the Rings" aka Robert. Vicky finds a wedding ring which Robert bought for Michelle except now Vicky thinks the ring means that Robert is serious. She's wrong.

Dev discovers that Evelyn is good for business and hires her back... with a raise. I guess customer service is overrated.

And now for a few lines from the week that was:

Steve rehearses his unicorn patter to Liz:
"Just look at that horn"

(I'd rather not)

Steve to Tim:
"I think Emma might be my daughter"

(Let's make it simpler. Who isn't your daughter?)

Robert to Michelle:
"I'd do anything for my fiance"

(which one?)

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Well, fellow Corrie Citizens, so ends another week. I don't know about you but that Geoff is really getting on my nerves. I never liked him or his goofy patter. And whoever heard of a hospital radio DJ?  Haven't those patients suffered enough? Oh well. Thanks for stopping by and have a great week..