Wednesday, September 16, 2009

Rosie, CEO

spoiler alert: this post makes reference to the September 15 episode on CBC


Bottle of Cuvee Rovers Champagne to celebrate Tony & Carla's upcoming nuptials: £25.50

Rubber band for Tony's ring finger: £0.03

Wedding reception for 50 guests: £2,500

Custom-made sporran for groom: £174.90

Lost productivity of factory staff while they attend the wedding: £1,000

Lost productivity of Janice Battersby while she attends the wedding: £1.53

Payment installment on £600,000 debt for one month: £11,880.72

Cake from Diggory Compton: £103.00 (£120 with frills like icing and flour)

Envelope of money for Tony's bald henchman as payoff to be best man at the wedding: £300 (in small unmarked bills)

Live bagpipe music by legendary Scottish band, 'Men without Kilts': £140.00

Two-week all-expenses paid luxury honeymoon: £5,750.00

Putting Rosie Webster in charge of Underworld while you're away: priceless


There are some things that money can't buy. For everything else, there's blackmail.

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