Haven't seen much of Tony Gordon lately but that doesn't mean we can't celebrate the man with our traditional Friday feature, 'Tony Gordon, It's Friday' , a recap of some of the memorable lines of the week on Corrie. This edition is brought to you by 'Roy's Rolls' - where southern hospitality meets Northern cuisine... or something like that. Excelsior...
Colin in hospital, talking to his daughter, Julie Carp:
"Have you got any irritating habits, my dear? "
(hmm, let me see... how much time do you have?)
Dev chastising Justin for taking photos of naked women:
"...so you feel compelled to take photos of women in the buff? There’s a name for people like you my friend"
(yes, it's called 'lucky')
Captain Martha giving orders to first mate Ken as they prepare to sail away:
"Would you untie the bow? "
(...and later on we'll tend to the boat, nudge, nudge)
Martha giving more instructions to Ken as they prepare to sail away:
"Then with the pole, just a little shove"
(... see above)
Blanche complaining to Deirdre about her aches and pains:
"You wait until you've got an artificial hip"
(...and believe me, on the National Health, you will definitely wait)
Blanche again complaining about the retail industry:
"They should not let menopausal women work in charity shops"
(...I'm sure Emily Bishop would appreciate the feedback)
Blanche showing up unannounced on Peter's doorstep:
"Deirdre’s chosen her philandering, two-timing husband over me"
(...yes but it was a tough decision)
Thanks for dropping by and for the comments. Enjoy tonight's episode and the weekend omnibus and we'll be back next week with more of the Hip. Cheers!