So, the week ends with a new face on Coronation Street. Sprog Sutherland.. er.. I mean Liam Jr. .. made his first appearance much to the chagrin of one Tony Gordon. Speaking of which, let's get right to this week's edition of TGIF (Tony Gordon, it's Friday), a selection of the memorable lines from the week's Corrie. Onward:
Bill brags about his elevated status while he lived abroad:
"Hey, when I was in Germany, they called me Herr Vebster"
(as in: 'Herr Vebster, please leave zis country immediately')
Rosie negotiating her perks as a new shareholder of Underworld:
"Well, can I have business cards made up? "
(Certainly, as soon as we discover what your business is)
Pam gets into a heated argument with Hayley about her sandwich business:
"I have not poisoned anyone!"
(Room temperature butter, unsanitary conditions, dodgy ham? Don't rule it out.)
Jesse recounts the kids' birthday party fiasco caused by Kirk in his Indian costume:
"They took the birthday candles and set fire to his headdress "
(Maybe you should call him 'Fire-lowa' instead of 'Hiya-lowa'...)
Graeme ogling Kirk in woman's clothing:
"Is it me or does Kirk look quite good in a dress?"
(it's definitely you)
Tina is perplexed by Jason's irrational fear of cows:
"Why would a cow want to kill you?"
(I dunno, udder contempt?)
Luke scores a direct hit with an offhanded comment to Tony:
"You're the murderer in this organization"
(careful Luke, you could wind up... in Wigan (like Jed Stone))
Tony's scathing assessment of Rosie:
"The only thing lower than that daft lass's neckline is her IQ"
(please see next quote)
Maria's mensa-like assessment of the ocean beach:
"Oh, wow. It goes on for miles"
(...you were saying, Tony?)
Ramsay describes his experience escorting Emily to church:
" I even caught the vicar sizing me up."
(looks like Sean is wasting his time at the gym...)
Ah well, that's all for this week. Hope you have a great weekend and thanks for stopping by. Looking forward to more hi-jinks on the Street next week. See ya then and all the best.