Thursday, April 22, 2010

name game

spoiler alert: this post makes reference to the April 21 episode on CBC

So, Maria has finally done it (slept with Tony? - ed). Her nine-month odyssey is over (learning how to spell 'murder'? - ed). Now comes the hard part (trying not to get killed by a psycho-Scot? - ed). She has to come up with an appropriate name for her new sprog. Maybe the name will be inspired by the unusual circumstances of the birth? Or her late husband? Or her new Scot? We can only guess what her list of baby names looks like:

Son of a Beach
George Sand
Eddie Shack (named after the shed where the baby was born)
Right Said Shed
New Wave
Tony Gordon II
Ozzy Osbairn (Tony's suggestion)
Liam Tony Gordon Sutherland
Kirk the Second

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