Hail Corrie fans! I'm away from my Corrie Comand post (living room? - ed) but cannot end the week without an edition of TGIF (Tony Gordon, it's Friday), featuring some of the memorable lines of the week. Let's go:
Kevin explaining the basics to Rosie after finding her stolen car:
"Hey, this is the key, comes with the car. It enables you to lock it."
(woah, slow down Poindexter, you're talking to Rosie, remember?)
Tina telling Jason that she's not a high maintenance girlfriend:
"I'm fine. Look, I don't want you thinking that I'm a needy bird."
(not like Jack's pigeons)
Joe wants to know if anyone is in the washroom at Gail's house
"Is the toilet free?"
(Actually, you have to break up Jason and Tina, if you want to use it)
Graeme quoting the lyrics to the song 'windmills of your mind':
"Like a circle in a spiral, like a wheel within a wheel. never ending or beginning, oh the ever spinning wheel"
(...like the choice meats and the chops, found at the butcher's shop)
Becky gets a brilliant idea for the wedding and insists on sharing:
"Hold onto your hotpot Betty"
(I beg your pardon)
Joe tries to say something positive about David to Tina:
"David made me laugh this morning"
(...by putting a gun to your head and saying 'laugh, or else'?)
Lloyd is distraught after calling Liz in Spain:
"I just phoned Liz and some bloke answered"
(Press 1 if you want to leave a message for Liz, press 2 if you want to leave a message for Liz's hot Spanish bit on the side...)
Enjoy the weekend. Talk to you next week.