Party Platt-er

spoiler alert: this post makes reference to the July 13 episode on CBC

I'm no fortune teller (...and yet you have a crystal ball -ed) but even I can see trouble ahead. Tina and Jason are having a get-together, nothing fancy just a few friends (plus Teresa, Michelle & Luke!), some cans and some laughs. Sounds great, doesn't it -- until the spawn of Satan (spawn of Martin & Gail actually - ed) gets wind of the happy little gathering.

You can be sure that Davey-Boy is not going to let this little social gathering pass without placing hjs indelible fingerprints all over it. Let's see. How can he successfully ruin this party?

Slip everyone a few Ecstasy pills? No, done that.
Push someone down the stairs? No, done that too.
Loosen the bolts on the scaffolding? Hmm. Sadly, no scaffolding at the party.
Tell Gary Windass to do a B&E during the party? No, done that too.
Blackmail Joe into wrecking the party with the promise of illicit prescription drugs? Been there, done that, bought the T-shirt

Looks like David will have to come up with something new and evil. Can't wait to see how Tina and Mr. Gay Weatherfield deal with it. One thing is for sure. Afterwards, Gail will be defending poor little Davey and giving him the benefit of the doubt - as usual ("David says he didn't put radioactive waste into the punch bowl... and I believe him").

So, cue the Toni Braxton music (Toni Braxton? - ed) and let's get this party started... and wrecked.