TGIF July 23

spoiler alert: this post makes reference to the July 22 episode on CBC

Looks like just about everyone on the Street got a 'Dear John' letter - so to speak. Well, it's nice to get some quality reading material in the post and, if it helps create community spirit (aka Sally's lynching meeting), then so much the better. But that's enough mithering, let's get on with TGIF (Tony Gordon, it's Friday), another edition of the award-winning edutainment feature comprising some of the memorable lines from this week's Corrie. Kick it:

Sean ponders the possible circumstances of Rosie's dismissal from Underworld:
"Can you get fired for showing too much cleavage in a built up area?"
(I'm afraid so. The municipal ordinance was passed by Mayor Alf Roberts after Bet Lynch moved to Weatherfield)


John Stape's touching wedding vow to Fiz:
"I love you and I promise I’ll always remember to put the toilet seat down"
(How about remembering NOT to kidnap Rosie Webster)


Darryl is incensed at Teresa for telling Amber about Dev's bribe attempt:
"You rotten, scheming, two-faced old bat!"
(... and those are her good points)


Sally showing risque holiday snaps to Claire:
"D’ ya know, I actually put my top on for that picture"
(Thank God for photography)


Kelly is not interested in seeing Sally's holiday photos:
"Oh, pictures of Kevin in Speedos? No ta"
(Psst! If you change your mind, speak to Molly)


Dev is getting sick of Umed's new doorbell chimes:
"I just want my ding back"
(Try Viagra)


Graeme assures Ashley that he can solve the annoying door chime problem:
"There’s more than one way to skin a squirrel"
(yes, but what about Umed's musical chimes in Dev's shop?)


excerpt from John Stape's letter to Coronation Street residents:
"...as you know I am currently approaching the end of my sentence at High View Prison"
(..so if you feel like dropping by to see me or wish to send a baked confection containing a proverbial steel implement for smoothing, better act with alacrity. But seriously, folks, see ya' soon...)

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Well, that's it for the week. Enjoy your weekend dose of Corrie and many thanks for the nice comments. have a great weekend and I'll meet you all back here next week.