She's back! And not a moment too soon. I have to say I was dozing off during some of the recent episodes not that Bill's boat, Teresa's curry and Rosie's business musings aren't riveting but, well, I think we all need a little Carla in our lives. But enough of this rambling (hear, hear! - ed), let's get to it. It's time for 'Tony Gordon, It's Friday' or TGIF, the regular award-winning feature which offers you, our reader(s), some of the more memorable lines of the week. Hit it:
Molly confesses to Kevin that copping off is not entirely copacetic:
"Do you know what I'd really like? A cuddle"
(Sorry, Kev, mate, looks like the party's over. Better pack up your Y-Fronts and leave quietly)
Michelle tries to get Barry and Helen out of the house for a while:
"You've not seen the red rec yet have you?"
(I believe the broken bottles and litter are beautiful this time of year)
Luke asks Rosie about their couple status:
"Are we back together or am I just a sleazy one night stand?"
(Turns out, it's both)
Sensitive Tony explains how difficult it is to come to terms with Liam's death:
"We all have to grieve in our own way"
(throw his wallet in the canal and pay off the hit man?)
Umed's motto is forgive and forget:
"I was told Teresa only poisoned her spouse. Who has not wanted to do that at some time or another? "
(...tough to argue with that logic)
Barry's sparkling dinner conversation:
"If breaking wind was an Olympic sport, we'd all be gold medalists"
(...something for Liam Jr to aspire to - besides strangling Tony)
Umed boasts of his international business acumen to Dev:
"I’m not known as the Indian Richard Branson for nothing"
(in-flight curry and pappadums for everyone in First Class!)
Kelly interrupts Rosie and Luke's meeting with pressing textile industry news:
"...there’s no bog roll in toilet again."
(better alert the media and send out a tweet)
Take it away, Blanche:
"That’s what Flossie Bailey said at the One O'clock Club’s dinner and dance, right before she went face down into her plate of spotted dick."
(...no comment needed)
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Well, that's it for another week. Carla's back and there's gonna be trouble. can't wait. Be good, have a great weekend and thanks for stopping by. See you next week!
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