She's back! And not a moment too soon. I have to say I was dozing off during some of the recent episodes not that Bill's boat, Teresa's curry and Rosie's business musings aren't riveting but, well, I think we all need a little Carla in our lives. But enough of this rambling (hear, hear! - ed), let's get to it. It's time for 'Tony Gordon, It's Friday' or TGIF, the regular award-winning feature which offers you, our reader(s), some of the more memorable lines of the week. Hit it:
Molly confesses to Kevin that copping off is not entirely copacetic:
"Do you know what I'd really like? A cuddle"
(Sorry, Kev, mate, looks like the party's over. Better pack up your Y-Fronts and leave quietly)
Michelle tries to get Barry and Helen out of the house for a while:
"You've not seen the red rec yet have you?"
(I believe the broken bottles and litter are beautiful this time of year)
Luke asks Rosie about their couple status:
"Are we back together or am I just a sleazy one night stand?"
(Turns out, it's both)
Sensitive Tony explains how difficult it is to come to terms with Liam's death:
"We all have to grieve in our own way"
(throw his wallet in the canal and pay off the hit man?)
Umed's motto is forgive and forget:
"I was told Teresa only poisoned her spouse. Who has not wanted to do that at some time or another? "
(...tough to argue with that logic)
Barry's sparkling dinner conversation:
"If breaking wind was an Olympic sport, we'd all be gold medalists"
(...something for Liam Jr to aspire to - besides strangling Tony)
Umed boasts of his international business acumen to Dev:
"I’m not known as the Indian Richard Branson for nothing"
(in-flight curry and pappadums for everyone in First Class!)
Kelly interrupts Rosie and Luke's meeting with pressing textile industry news:
"...there’s no bog roll in toilet again."
(better alert the media and send out a tweet)
Take it away, Blanche:
"That’s what Flossie Bailey said at the One O'clock Club’s dinner and dance, right before she went face down into her plate of spotted dick."
(...no comment needed)
Well, that's it for another week. Carla's back and there's gonna be trouble. can't wait. Be good, have a great weekend and thanks for stopping by. See you next week!