TGIF Sept 17

Well, it's beginning to look a lot like Christmas on the Street and you know what that means (Windasses wearing tinsel? - ed). It's that special time of the year when infidelities are revealed (Remember John Stape and his star-crossed Christmas gifts for Fiz and Rosie?). Anyhoo, let's all deck the halls and get to the more memorable lines of the week in this edition of 'Tony Gordon, It's Friday' or TGIF. Roll it:

Sophie points out Rosie's CV highlights:
"She can cross her legs in slow motion, she can pout over the telephone. Oh, and she can record videos on her mobile."
(don't forget she's can also be an excellent kidnap victim)



Audrey can't quietly stand by and watch Gail marry Joe:
"Do you know, I'd rather eat nails than watch you make the wrong choice again."
(Personally, I think she's taking the wrong tack)


Joe admiring Gail's charitable nature:
"You’d have something nice to say about Eva Braun"
(She had questionable choice in men too)


Sally is suspicious about terms used in Kevin's accounting ledger:
"What the hell are these sundries?"
(Usually found at the Corner Shop...)

Janice ponders the selling prospects for Underworld
"Who'd buy half of this place when your partner is a murdering psycho?"
(Rosie?)


Ashley is perplexed by reports of Josha swearing
"Do you know any swear words beginning with 'd'?"
(David Platt? Dev's golf game?)

Sean shows his loyalty to Carla:
"Hey, hey, hey, she might be a bitch but at least she’s our bitch"
(Don't worry, her bark is worse than her bite)


Grame recounts some of the names he was called at school:
"Spanner, dog breath, mentalist, thicko, and then I went to big school and I got moron, dipstick, cretin"
(... and those were the compliments)


Teresa tells Liz she's not so high and mighty:
"You still scratch your backside when you think no one’s looking."
(Luckily, there's CCTV)
 

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Well, ladies and gentlemen, that's it for the week. I'll be back as promised in my control room next week to resume the odyssey that is Blanche's Polish Hip. Enjoy your weekend and enjoy your Corrie. Thanks for stopping by and take care.