Tuesday, October 12, 2010

Hot pants, cold water

spoiler alert: this post makes reference to the October 11 episode on CBC

I had a bad dream last night (stop eating pork scratchin's before going to bed - ed) and it was about Sophie's upcoming baptism-by-chlorinated-water. I dreamed that the whole sacred ceremony went pear-shaped. I'm not sure how it ended (with a cat fight? -ed) but you can see why I might be just a touch nervous about this watery sacrament (Holy Chlorine, Batman! - ed) and why it might become a deep sea debacle (Sally can't swim? -ed).

First and foremost, there's the fact that Rosie will be going directly to 'work' after this most revered religious ceremony and will thus be wearing her official uniform: hot pants (think of it as a vodka and water mix - ed). No doubt her outfit emblazoned with the solemn biblical-like words, 'pop my cherry', will only add to the devout nature of the swimming pool sacrament.

Then there's 'gentle Ben' who recently tried in on with Michelle (now that's what I call 'aqua fitness' - ed). God only knows what will happen if he shows up (Could be a 'Red' Sea happening if Sophie gets violent - ed).

Last, but not least, there's Kevin's affair with Molly which is on a slow boil. What if it all kicks off while Sophie's getting dunked by the Minister? Kevin could wind up in deep trouble in the deep end (although Sally will no doubt remain as shallow as ever - ed).

No wonder I couldn't sleep last night.

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