Wednesday, February 23, 2011

Norris & Mary kindly request...

spoiler alert: this post makes reference to the Feb 22 episode on CBC

Norris Benjamin Cole (aka Heathcliff) 
Mary Taylor (aka Catherine)
request the honour of your presence
at their marriage
on Saturday, the ninth of March
two thousand and eleven
at two o'clock
at the
Lonely Cottage on the Moors
219 Bronte Road
Yorkshire, England 

immediately following the ceremony
Motorhome (outside the cottage)
219 Bronte Road
Yorkshire, England

* Please note that the ceremony will be conducted by a sock puppet rather than an ordained minister
** Please also note that, due to Norris' unfortunate accident(s), he will not be a position to walk down the aisle (or over the stile, silly fellow!) nor will he be able to speak or move. His assent will be provided to me in written form, made from words which I have cut out of magazines and brochures containing contest entry forms and glued onto a piece of paper.

In lieu of wedding gifts, please forward cash (small bills please!) to the Motorhome c/o 'Mary travels to Venice with Norris stuffed in a bag for the honeymoon of a lifetime'

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1 comment:

  1. LOL! I love Mary and have been waiting for her to go off the deep end!