Fiz tries to explain to Chesney why John is pretending to be a teacher:
"Teaching is his life. It makes him whole."
(as opposed to a whole?)
The real Colin Fishwick tells Stape and Charlotte why the Great White North is not for him:
"Canada? Great if you're Canadian, but I’m from Stoke"
(so the only people who ever emigrate to Canada... are already in Canada?)
Charlotte summarizes the nub of John's identity theft caper:
"Colin, meet Colin."
(It's like looking into a mirror!)
Charlotte explains to Colin Fishwick how Stape engineered his identity theft:
"John’s big in the Manchester underworld"
(Yeah, he can get you a pirated version of any James Blunt CD)
Charlotte continues to explain the ways of Stape to the real Colin:
"It was like a homage. John’s been like your tribute act."
(It's like the Bonzo Dog Doo-Dah band opening for U2)
Colin assures the fake Colin that he means no harm:
"Oh mate I have not flown three thousand miles to put you back in the nick".
Well, Lords and Ladies, that's it for the week. As I say, things are relatively quiet on the Street but never fear, I'm sure there'll be more excitement on the horizon. Enjoy the omnibus on Sunday. Have a great weekend and thanks for stopping by. Cheers!