I've seen some bad bachelorette parties on Coronation Street over the years, but Kirsty's aborted pre-wedding celebration was probably the worst (and that was even before she found Ty's cellphone in the sofa - ed). In fact, I would venture to say that Kirsty's bachelorette celebration was more of a 'Hen Don't' than a 'Hen Do'. (Stop with the bad jokes and get on with it - ed). Anyhoo, let's cut to the chase with a weekly celebration we like to call 'Tony Gordon It's Friday' or TGIF. our round-up of some of the memorable lines of the week. Take it away:
"Mitty was a martyr to her lumbago"
(I believe she's on the Pope's short list for canonization: Saint Mitty of Lumbago)
Dev struggles to find out from Sunita why she's attracted to Karl:
"Is he good in bed?"
(well, he does spend a lot of time sleeping)
Karl is angry with Sunita:
"You're a manipulative cow"
Karl is angry with Sunita:
"You're a manipulative cow"
(Moo-ve on Karl)
Sunita is angry with Karl:
"You're a liar, a gambler and you're cruel"
(and those are his good points)
Mary is prepared to soothe Roy's aching back:
"The liniment is imminent"
(but liquor would be quicker)
Sean is appalled by Kirsty's bad bachelorette party:
"This is the worst hen do"
(just wait till the wedding)
Kirsty is hatching an evil scheme and visits Fiz:
"I don't bite"
(I wouldn't be so sure)
Carla reluctantly agrees to take Rob back at Underworld:
"I'd rather have you in the tent peeing out, rather than other way round"
Carla reluctantly agrees to take Rob back at Underworld:
"I'd rather have you in the tent peeing out, rather than other way round"
(why can't he step out of the tent and pee in the washroom like everyone else?)
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Well, faithful co-Corrie conspirators. that's it for this edition. Another week, another wedding on the Street. This one should be a doozie. I'm expecting a cross between Carrie, The Shining and One Flew Over the Cuckoo's Nest and, if Tyrone's not careful, 'The English Patient'. Have a great weekend. Thanks so much for stopping by and all the best. Cheers!
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