BETH TINKER'S TUNA SURPRISE
What you will need:
- lots of free time 'cause you got sacked
- tuna (doesn't matter how many cans or if it's tuna for humans or tuna for cats)
- tomato soup (if you don't have any, grab some from Dev's - and pay for it if you have the dosh)
- peas (at least two or three, but preferably a whole can)
Method:
- nip out for a bevy first (cooking is thirsty work)
- keep Darrell (the rat) out of the kitchen while cooking (I don't want a repeat of what happened last Christmas)
- take tuna out of can BEFORE mixing with other ingredients
- ditto for the tomato soup
- add peas
- mix together in large pot or clean bucket (whatever is available)
- heat and stir (optional)
- garnish with chunks of Branston pickle and yoghurt (also optional)
- serve to Kirkie & Craig (also optional)
- if they complain, send Craig down to the chippie
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