Phew! We're not even into round two of the NHL playoffs and Anna has gone ahead and slept with the dastardly
"Hey Owen, guess what, I got a new contract from Phelan."
"Really? How'd you manage that?"
"Oh you know, the usual. Met him at a seedy hotel, yatta yatta yatta. Then he put his pants back on and we left."
You see what I mean? Then again, things aren't working out for anyone these days. Peter's reaching for the bottle. Lloyd (or his evil twin with the goatee - ed) is being messed around by Andrea. Ty's got Kirsty to worry about and so on. Let's just take a peek at the lines from last week, shall we?
Beth explains why she was staring at Eva's chest:
"I was just giving her boobs the once over"
(come back in half an hour - it could take a while)
Beth makes her life-changing announcement to Kirk:
"I'm having me boobs augmented"
Beth makes her life-changing announcement to Kirk:
"I'm having me boobs augmented"
(whoa! Let's not rush into anything, Beth. Why not start with one and see how it goes?)
Beth sees Craig's pet in the dining area:
"Keep the rat off the table"
(I didn't even know Todd was in the house)
Kirk describes Beth's proposed augmentation surgery:
"An inauguration"
Kirk describes Beth's proposed augmentation surgery:
"An inauguration"
(Yeah, except that I doubt that Barack Obama will be speaking on this occasion)
Todd explains his bad behaviour to Eileen:
Todd explains his bad behaviour to Eileen:
"I can't help it if I'm damaged"
(pity Eileen didn't get him from Costco; she could get a refund)
Michelle is dubious about Steve's claims of fidelity:
"What if Beyonce walked in and ordered a pint?"
(Peter Barlow would probably try it on in the smoking shelter)
***
Well, Corrie Co-conspirators, that's it for another week. I continue to resist the temptation to rush home on weekdays and watch Corrie at 3 p.m. Instead, I record it and watch it at the traditional sacred hour since time immemorial (7:30 p.m. Eastern). Have a great week and thanks for stopping by. Cheers!
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