You know you've hit rock bottom when Steve McDonald is instructed to babysit you and prevent you from drinking. That's what it's come down to for Peter Barlow, self-described 21st century alky. Can things get worse? Do kebabs come with hot sauce? Is Norris a busybody? Is Kal fit? (get on with it - ed)
Anyhoo, feast your eyes on a few lines from the week:
Peter lays down the law to Tina:
"I'm here to talk, that's all"
(and by 'talk', I mean legover)
Julie says her intuition tells her that Todd is missing Marcus:
"I've got the third eye"
(unfortunately the third eye is blind)
Carla to Peter:
"Are you scared of having this baby?"
(Not really. it's the legover with Tina which is freaking him out)
Carla tells Rob that Steve is babysitting Peter:
"That's like leaving the monkey in charge of the bananas"
(and the bananas have tattoos)
Mary describes her day to Maria and David:
"I started my morning with tai chi on the red rec"
(just the two of you?)
Mary again:
"My single whip is a sight to behold"
(too much information)
Mary once more:
"If there's one thing I cannot tolerate it's sweaty follicles"
(Sweaty Follicles? Weren't they the opening act for the Sex Pistols?)
Todd to Maria re: her cellphone assault:
"Hope you've got a good lawyer"
(i.e. not Todd)
Tracy to Deirdre:
"Carla has handbags worth more than your house"
(and with less stuff inside)
Deirdre fells bad for Peter:
"Poor old Peter; his liver must be pickled"
(she'll drink to that)
Mary describes her day to Maria and David:
"I started my morning with tai chi on the red rec"
(just the two of you?)
Mary again:
"My single whip is a sight to behold"
(too much information)
Mary once more:
"If there's one thing I cannot tolerate it's sweaty follicles"
(Sweaty Follicles? Weren't they the opening act for the Sex Pistols?)
Todd to Maria re: her cellphone assault:
"Hope you've got a good lawyer"
(i.e. not Todd)
Tracy to Deirdre:
"Carla has handbags worth more than your house"
(and with less stuff inside)
Deirdre fells bad for Peter:
"Poor old Peter; his liver must be pickled"
(she'll drink to that)
***
Well, fellow Street Urchins, so ends another week. The spectre of Kirsty could be trouble for Ty (not to mention Maria). Have a great week and thanks for stopping by. Cheers!
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