Coronation Street Catch Up: the Vote for Sally Metcalfe edition

a look back at last week on Canada's Coronation Street

I'm Sally Metcalfe and I approved this blog.

Yes, Sally's bid for a council seat is well underway and she has already appointed a new campaign manager. Norris is in and Ken is out (lucky Ken - ed).

Ken has more serious problems to deal with, namely Simon.  Leanne went to the police to report Simon's vicious football tackle and other incidents of domestic violence. However a video taken of the football incident shows that Simon was innocent.  The police investigation is dropped but Simon blames Leanne and reaches out to Peter (who? - ed), his erstwhile Dad.

Eva is trying to contact the Polish woman who was hiding in the factory. Beth has broken out in a rash. She thought it was a food allergy but - funny story - turns out she's allergic to David... 's hair product.

Phelan is ingratiating himself with Jason. Izzy is buying medicinal marijuana from Erica. Tracy has a showdown with Carla at the wedding fair thinking that Robert and Carla have are planning a legover (they aren't - ed).

Now for a few lines from the week:

Sally suggests a campaign slogan:
"Sally: been there done it"
(especially suited to t-shirts for her ex-husband and Tim)


Sally names three global corporate giants:
"Amazon and Google and the Bistro"
(two are on line and one is on the street)


Audrey scolds David for causing Beth's allergic reaction to hair dye:
"David, you're a trained hairdresser"

(didn't you learn anything during those two weeks in correspondence school?)

Simon explains his behaviour to the police:

"I get angry sometimes"

(so does the Incredible Hulk but at least he has the courtesy to rip off his clothes first)

Mary's slogan for Sally:

"Sally, I'm the friend you haven't met yet"

(if you met her, she wouldn't be your friend)


Eileen to Sally regarding her Valentine's Day disappointment:
"I'm surrounded by useless men"

(and most of them live in your house)

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Well, punter pals, so ends another week with yet another catfight looming between Tracy and Carla. I'm hoping Peter will make a return appearance to deal with Simon and I'm looking forward to seeing what Norris comes up with in terms of campaign photos for Sally. Thanks for stopping by and have a great week.