Saturday, February 11, 2017

Coronation Street Catch Up: the Official Cougar edition

a look back at last week on Canada's Coronation Street.

Maybe Nick would have better success if he used Google instead of Voggle for his internet searches. (I'll bet he's still using Windows Vista too and a Zune). Just saying.

But I digress. The point is that ol' Nicky is looking to move to Edinburgh with Leanne and the baby, but Toyah's not too pleased and Leanne doesn't even know... yet.  However, Leanne does tell Toyah the truth about her baby. As for Steve, well,things are tough for him and Michelle as they grieve for Ruairi.

On the Phelan Phile, I'm afraid the casualty count continues as Andy has an untimely encounter with a laptop computer at the hands of Pat (a hard drive to the head). All that remains is for Pat to dispose of the body so that he can make it to the registry office and marry his blushing bride, Eileen. Another happy ending. Meanwhile Steff is on her way solo to Portugal.

Luke wonders where his relationship with Tracy is going and learns that Miss Barlow spent some time in the big house (and I don't mean Downton Abbey). Ken's request for a Do Not Resuscitate in the event of another stroke upsets the other Barlows.

Adam convinces Alya to help him break into Underworld to steal evidence in order to support his claim but Alya pulls a double cross and Adam is caught in the act by Johnny and Aidan.

Sinead and Chesney seem headed for splitsville. Brian gets kicked out of Chez Norris and winds up at Roy's. Tim and Sally take a ride on a tandem bicycle. Tracy celebrates her 40th birthday in The Bistro where Luke recognizes the new waitress as one of his former one-night stand flings. Awkward.

And now for a few lines from the week that was:

Amy on the occasion of her Mom's 40th birthday:
"40 is the new ancient"

Amy to Tracy again:
"You're officially a cougar"
(your membership card is in the mail)

Tracy confesses her past to Luke:
"I killed someone"
(she has a few skeletons in her closet, literally)

Phelan is inconvenienced on his wedding day:
"I'd like to get hitched without a hitch"
(murdering Andy is really causing a delay)

Phelan to Eileen re: their impending nuptials:
"This is the most important moment of my life"
(next to swindling people with those fake flats)

Ken to his family:
"I want to live, or be remembered as a man who lived"
(then stay away from Phelan)

Norris has had it with Brian:
"Consider yourself evicted"
(don't let the shower soak you on your way out)

Well, Weatherfield Watchers, so ends another week. no change on the Phelan front: he's still getting away with murder. Looks like the Steve's baby situation is ready to come to a head. After all, Toyah knows, Peter Barlow knows, plus Liz, plus Nick. Let's see what happens next. Thanks for stopping by and have a great week.

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