So Beth goes to Latvia for cosmetic surgery and returns without saying nary a word about what actually happened over there. In fact, one might say the enhancement has not resulted in an enhancement to her life - if she even had the enhancement at all (stop saying 'enhancement' and get on with it - ed). Let's take a quick look at some memorable lines from the week that was:
Kirk highlights the differences between Latvia and Weatherfield:
"They eat pickled cucumber and drink sour milk"
(do they wear their underwear on the outside too?)
Beth's parting words before leaving for her foreign enhancement
"Latvia and bust"
(Bra-vo)
Todd's obnoxious remark (to Luke) about Maria - Part 1:
"A boy like you could do so much better than a clapped out, backstreet crimper like this."
(don't hold back Todd, tell us what you really think)
Todd's obnoxious remark (to Maria) about Maria - Part 2:
"You've been dumped so many times, I'm surprised you don't walk around in a bin liner"
(are you Jerry Seinfeld's evil twin?)
Tracy plants a kiss on Rob and Rob wonders why:
"I'm just marking my territory"
(thank God she's not a cat - or Rob would have to send his suit to the dry cleaner)
Tracy doesn't like the look of Tina:
"She's got the sort of face you just want to punch"
(although you might cut your hand on her earrings)
Fiz expresses her opinion about Todd:
"He's horrible"
(yeah, in fact I believe that's his Twitter handle: @horrible)
Tyrone agrees:
"I'd love to hit him again"
Tyrone agrees:
"I'd love to hit him again"
(Go ahead, make our day)
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Well, Corrie comrades, that's it for another week on the Street. Thanks for stopping by and a special thanks to everyone who takes the time to post a comment. It always makes my day. Have a great week and I'll meet you back here next week as Peter struggles to stay sober and Rob gets closer to the truth.
Cheers!
Tod (as the English say..) is a waste of breath.
ReplyDeleteThanks for the comment. Well, perhaps he'll get his comeuppance one day. All the best.
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