Wednesday, September 23, 2009

Law & Order, SVU

spoiler alert: this post makes reference to the September 22 episode on CBC

Welcome to Law & Order, SVU (Scottish Victim Unit)

"On Coronation Street, Tony Gordon-based offenses are considered especially heinous. In Weatherfield, the dedicated detectives who investigate these vicious felonies are usually in the Rovers trying to stitch up Becky Granger or on the lookout for kidnapper-teachers with fake cats or in Spain (where is Mel Morton anyway?). They are members of an elite squad, known as the Scottish Victims Unit. These are their stories."

Dunk dunk (you know, that Law & Order sound effect)

Coronation Street

Maria: Why would he marry Carla if he knew she'd been with Liam?
Rosie: I don’t know. All I did was show him the video. What he makes of it is none of my business.

Dunk, dunk
Maria Sutherland residence, Coronation Street

Maria: Tony said all he ever did was flirt. He told me there was never anything going on. He lied!
Michelle: Well you don’t know that. Look, you're putting yourself through so much.

Dunk, dunk
Rovers Return Public House, Coronation Street

Maria: I don’t get it. Would you ask Liam to be your best man if you'd just seen your fiancee kissing him? Not even dressed and kissing him?
Tom: You've got to stop asking these questions. You'll make yourself ill.
Maria: No, I need to speak to Pat.
Tom: You don’t, Maria.
Maria: Well he must know why Tony chose Liam. Straight after he sees the video, he goes and asks Liam to be his best man. Something’s not right, Tom.

Dunk, dunk
Coronation Street

Pat: I can't help you. I didn't know Liam. I hardly know Carla.
Maria: She wasn't even dressed. Spent the night together and then Tony went and asked Liam to be his best man. Why would he do that, Pat?
Pat: He wouldn't, love. You don't know my brother. If our Tony thought anything was going on between Liam and Carla, he wouldn't have gone up the aisle, unless he killed him first. See ya.

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