Wednesday, November 17, 2010

Legs, Breasts & Brains

spoiler alert: this post makes reference to the Nov 16 episode on CBC

I'm sorry fellow Corrie fans but I can't get myself interested in the latest spat between Steve and Becky. Don't get me wrong. When their romance started, I thought it had a certain spark and I was looking forward to a tempestuous and stormy relationship. Unfortunately, as Woody Allen once said, a relationship is like a shark. It has to keep moving forward to survive and what we have here is... a dead shark.(sounds fishy - ed).

With that in mind, let's review the current issues on the Street:

Legs I.
Specifically, Kelly's legs, and their role in making Steve's motorcycle look good and making Becky mad and then sad.

Legs II
Specifically, Joe's and the impending threat of breakage, courtesy of Rick, your local loan shark (sounds fishy again -ed)

Sally is recovering after surgery while Rosie is augmenting through surgery and it's all driving Kevin 'nuts' (please don't mention nuts around Kevin - ed)

Looks like Simon is one smart little cookie according to his teachers. Thanks goodness for one uplifting piece of news and congratulations to the proud parents (you mean the former alcoholic/bigamist & escort/arsonist? - ed).

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